Orphan Phones

Okay, Tom, listen up. You're a real piece of work. You think you're so clever, huh? Well, let me break it down for you. You’re comparing orphans not having a “home” button on a phone to them not having a real home. It’s a play on words, get it? Because orphans don’t have parents, and a phone doesn't have a home button like older phones used to. You might want to sit down for this one.