Technology jokes
Remember 2000? It was scary.
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.
Why do all orphans have an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
What kind of mask are you wearing?
An Elon Musk!
I thought of telling my teachers that I am transgender so I get to wear my AirPods in class.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
How did the skeleton know it was about to rain?
"Because he felt it in his bones?"
No,
He read the weather app, you idiot.
Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?
His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!
Slade must be WiFi... because I’m not feeling a CONNECTION.
When you step on the weighing scale, it shows your phone number!
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
Mother, father, and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie.
During dinner time: Father: Son, what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix, Dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: Okay! Okay! I watched porn, Dad. Dad: What? You watched porn? You are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 years of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: Started to laugh and said "Sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!
Hehe
We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test.
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What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."