Technology jokes
I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?
I've been trying to use Google Maps in Ukraine, but I couldn't because I only saw Russia.
TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y
Memes
When you step on the weighing scale, it shows your phone number!
Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.
P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.
P2: Airplane wifi.
Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
How did the security guard at the orchid get better at his job? He got an Apple Watch.
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
Why was it cold in Stephen Hawking's house?
Because he had a new window open...
What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting.
What was the computer's best pickup line?
Nice bits!
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
SpaceX.
Don’t have phone sex without protection, you might get hearing aids!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
Which country is next to the USA? USB.
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
I painted my black PS5 white so the controller would run faster.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"
The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."