Which country is next to the USA? USB.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"
The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
I painted my black PS5 white so the controller would run faster.
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
How do you enter your house?
Through Bill Gates!
I bought a white Xbox to last longer, and I bought a black Xbox to run faster.
There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted to Roblox.
One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury.
One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignored it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened.
The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!"
Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too."
Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?
What do you call a flying octopus?
An octocopter! 🚁
Question: How bad is German WiFi?
Answer: It's the wurst.
The reason Stephen sounds like a computer is because he ate his USB.
I named my iPod "Titanic." It's syncing now.
How do oysters call their friends?
On shell phones!
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"
Hi guys, I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.
I'm glad we're all going virtual so I can cuss in front of my class and blame it on my stupid siblings.
Roblox Talent Shows be like:
Host: Next Up is Bob!
Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-
*Buzzing Noises*
Judges: You suck!
Bob: I'm reporting!
*Bob get's kicked from the server*
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
