Technology

Technology jokes

Train

I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked, "Is this train running on time?" I said, "No, it runs on steam and coal."

Phone

The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.

Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.

Computer

A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.

Orphan

Why should you never give an orphan a phone?

Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.

Memes

House

Why was it cold in Stephen Hawking's house?

Because he had a new window open...

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  • Shooting

    What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?

    The child has no trouble shooting.

    Uncle

    My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a PDF file!

    Driver

    What do women and Nvidia have in common?

    They both do not make very good drivers.

    Ps5

    I painted my black PS5 white so the controller would run faster.

    Computer

    One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"

    The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."

    Xbox

    I bought a white Xbox to last longer, and I bought a black Xbox to run faster.

    Hide-and-seek

    Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.

    Michael Jackson

    What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?

    They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.