Technology jokes
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel.
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.
A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one.
Memes
What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
Dad: Ok kids, this selfie will just be me! *screen cracks*
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Yo mama so stupid, when her phone dies, she buries it.
How did the security guard at the orchid get better at his job? He got an Apple Watch.
My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.
Why was it cold in Stephen Hawking's house?
Because he had a new window open...
What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting.
I bought a white Xbox to last longer, and I bought a black Xbox to run faster.
What was the computer's best pickup line?
Nice bits!
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
SpaceX.
Donโt have phone sex without protection, you might get hearing aids!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
Which country is next to the USA? USB.