Yo mama so stupid, when her phone dies, she buries it.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
Why was it cold in Stephen Hawking's house?
Because he had a new window open...
What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting.
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a PDF file!
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
SpaceX.
What was the computer's best pickup line?
Nice bits!
Don’t have phone sex without protection, you might get hearing aids!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
Which country is next to the USA? USB.
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
I painted my black PS5 white so the controller would run faster.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"
The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
How do you enter your house?
Through Bill Gates!
I bought a white Xbox to last longer, and I bought a black Xbox to run faster.
Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.
There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted to Roblox.
One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury.
One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignored it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened.
The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!"
Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too."
Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?
What do you call a flying octopus?
An octocopter! 🚁
Question: How bad is German WiFi?
Answer: It's the wurst.
