Technology jokes
I painted my black PS5 white so the controller would run faster.
My husband wants to tell me about my childhood.
Ok, I can't access the panel without the password.
I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked, "Is this train running on time?" I said, "No, it runs on steam and coal."
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
I made a website for orphans.
It has no homepage.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.
I heard Microsoft got charged, why?
They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking.
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
You make the juice go through my power brick.
No wonder some of the phones today have no home buttons.
The makers were orphans.
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂
Yo mama so fat, when she took a picture of herself, her phone ran out of storage.
TRUE STORY!
X-Ray Tech: I broke my arm and went to the hospital. The X-Ray Tech was the hottest blonde I've ever seen.
I threw her ass down on the X-Ray table, ripped her clothes off, ripped off mine and I jumped on top of her!
Then I put the X-ray machine on top of us, turned it on and I looked up on the X-ray monitor and I watched and saw my sperm swimming up inside her!
I bought a new camera once. Every shot I took was killer!
To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?