(A scientist time travels into the year 2024) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
How does in-mates keep in touch? They have cell phone.
Man we all have the one cool sibling then the strong sibling and then you the one who plays on there iPad on computer all day then when you are on vacation you are doing nothing at all
I went up to a orphan bully and I said"here look I made a website" the orphan likes it but the kid says"I forgot one feature tho.the home button.
Steven Hawkings had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to pc world for repairs.
what is missing when a orphan buys a laptop? The home screen
why does steven hawking need some screens
he needs to win those fortnite tournaments and get to champions league
Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?
Why can’t orphans have phones Because it has a home button
Why don’t orphans play baseball Because they can’t get a home run
Normal Europe : Oh no, I lost my iphone... Amish : Oh no, I lost my potato
Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10 and his hard drive corrupted
Bob: Siri, call 666! *dialing noises* Bob: Hello? Bob's dad: Hi!
Steven Hawkins didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge
if stephen hawking was in a horror movie .... would he make his robot try and shout “aaaaaaaaah help me , i can’t move i’m too scared” ???
1950: In the future there will be flying cars
2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn't know jack.
how manny guun can ocpus held
9
Why was the Computer late to work?
Coz it had a hard drive... LMAO
I really like those 'driverless cars'. I saw loads of them last week, in the car park.
the steven hawkings space telescope will be launched next year, apparently it will have four wheels and run off windows 7
