Technology jokes
A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one.
Dad: Ok kids, this selfie will just be me! *screen cracks*
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.
P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.
P2: Airplane wifi.
Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Why was it cold in Stephen Hawking's house?
Because he had a new window open...
What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting.
I bought a white Xbox to last longer, and I bought a black Xbox to run faster.
I named my iPod "Titanic." It's syncing now.
What was the computer's best pickup line?
Nice bits!
Don’t have phone sex without protection, you might get hearing aids!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
Which country is next to the USA? USB.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"
The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
I painted my black PS5 white so the controller would run faster.
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.