Technology jokes
Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
How did the security guard at the orchid get better at his job? He got an Apple Watch.
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked, "Is this train running on time?" I said, "No, it runs on steam and coal."
The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.
Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.
Memes
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.
Yo mama so stupid, when her phone dies, she buries it.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
Why was it cold in Stephen Hawking's house?
Because he had a new window open...
What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting.
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a PDF file!
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
SpaceX.
What was the computer's best pickup line?
Nice bits!
Don’t have phone sex without protection, you might get hearing aids!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
Which country is next to the USA? USB.
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
I painted my black PS5 white so the controller would run faster.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"
The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
How do you enter your house?
Through Bill Gates!