Technology

Technology jokes

People

Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, "Not now."

Computer

My wife said if I don't get off the computer, she's gonna slam my head into the keyboard, but I think I'll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf.

Memes

Drone

What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?

I don't know... I just fly the drone.

Orphan

Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.

Police

Police arrested a man who dropped his phone in the ocean. The was charged with a salt in battery.

Robot test

We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test.

Orphan

An orphan made an Instagram. He did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner.

Email

What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.

Mom

Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£