Technology jokes

What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?

The home button.

My girlfriend sent “a let’s break up text” right when I was done editing our pics.

I made a website about orphans.

It didn’t have a home page!

Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.

How on God's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone?

JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.

I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.

Talk to me if you are online.

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."

BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.

I'll unplug your life support for my phone that's about to die.

Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?

Isn't there a software company named after your dick?

Microsoft?

You make the juice go through my power brick.

Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

What do you call security outside a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"

Why do all orphans get iPhone X's?

There isn't a home button.

Why do orphans get iPhones 11?

Because it has no home page.

I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.