if anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked
My girlfriend called me a bot in fortnite, so I called her sandwich maker 3000
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem
what do crows use when they get a phone? a CAWing card!
Why did Stephan hawkings die ... because he pressed shut down instead of sleep
What did Google Translate sat to Siri? Why are you so Siri-ous?
Why do orphans play gta ?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button
Y don’t they let have Stephen Hawkings have other electronics around him ? Because he will sound staticky
ENTER PASSWORD.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
RESET PASSWORD.
NEW PASSWORD CAN'T BE OLD PASSWORD.
sets fire to computer
Girlfriend: you remind me of a cellphone
Ex Boyfriend: how and why?
Girlfriend: Because your about to die
What Runs Faster Than Stephen Hawking In His Wheel Chair. His Internet
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard? The SPACE BAR!
what's the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer?
i don't know I have both
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls? They don't have water.
He dead, he alive but most importantly he got a new hard drive
what do u call security outside a samsung store guardians of the galaxy
Whats the difference between mark zuckerburg and a lizard
There is no difference
Y'all I'm suspended till wendsday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till wendsday or after
What did grandpa say before he died in the hospital bed?
"boy, could you put my phone on charging?"
