Technology jokes
Two wind turbines were standing on a hill.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other one says, "I'm a big metal fan."
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
Where does the keyboard go to dinner? The space bar.
What feature does an orphan's phone not have?
A home button.
Memes
Something I came across today.
My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology.
I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
What's the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
One has a home.
I'm shocked, my new toaster isn't waterproof.
What do astronauts eat off of? A satellite dish.
My grandad said I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
Are you a Samsung Galaxy Note 7? Because I want to explode in you!
Guess Stephen's batteries died.
I saw a robbery at the Apple store.
Am I an iWitness?
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?
He had an affair with Alexa.
Mother, father, and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie.
During dinner time: Father: Son, what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix, Dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: Okay! Okay! I watched porn, Dad. Dad: What? You watched porn? You are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 years of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: started to laugh and said, "Sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!
What noise does Stephen Hawking make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune.
How does Stephen Hawking take a shit? He logs out.
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard.
I don't think she lskdjfklsdjf.
What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human?
Ask Boeing.
What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?
They sync properly.