Technology

Technology Jokes

Orphan

What's the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?

One has a home.

Grandfather

My grandfather says Iโ€™m too reliant on technology.

I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

Wife

Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?

He had an affair with Alexa.

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  • Lie

    Mother, father, and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie.

    During dinner time: Father: Son, what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix, Dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: Okay! Okay! I watched porn, Dad. Dad: What? You watched porn? You are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 years of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: started to laugh and said, "Sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!

    Keyboard

    My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard.

    I don't think she lskdjfklsdjf.

    Phone

    Are you a Samsung Galaxy Note 7? Because I want to explode in you!

    Life Support

    My grandad said I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

    Sync

    The Titanic, just like my phone, IT JUST WON'T SYNC.

    Edit: Never mind, it started to sync...

    Rapist

    The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals: a hacker, a rapist, a serial killer, and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial killer decides that she wants to change, but when she sees a knife she just canโ€™t help it. She bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist gets teleported back to prison.

    Windows 10

    Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, "I still love Vista, baby."

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