Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
What was the computer's best pickup line? Nice bits
A programmer pushes a stroller through the park. An elderly couple comes along: "Is it a boy or a girl?" The programmer replies, "Yes."
Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I dont know if you heard it but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I cant tell if it is metal or techno but it is more vaulable then joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
ENTER PASSWORD.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
RESET PASSWORD.
NEW PASSWORD CAN'T BE OLD PASSWORD.
sets fire to computer
What kind of mask are you warring?
An Elon Mask!
I bought a white xbox to last longer and i bought a black xbox to run faster
Where would you take Stephen hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC world
I named my Ipod Titanic, it's syncing now
What does an apple company and an orphanage have that are different. Apples actually get picked.... Unlike little Timmy here.... He’s been here for 16 years..
I bought an orphan iphone 8 plus and he said he doesn't want it koz it didn't have a HOME button
How do oysters call their friends?
On shell phones!
For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet it is a shame he could not create a longer lasting battery.
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
How did Stephen Hawkins make it up the stair way to heaven? Well he didn’t they invented an elevator
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the home page.
To stop my password getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: StrongBrazilianNut111
Why do orphans suck at web design? They don’t know what a home page is.
