Technology jokes
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?
When you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a home page!
What phone do midgets use?
A MICROphone.
The other day my computer crashed. Luckily, there were no injuries.
A pregnant woman enters the hospital with her concerned husband. As she goes into labor, a group of doctors asked him if he would like to try a device that transfers your spouse's pain to the father's nervous system.
He agrees and the doctors turn the dial on the device to 10%. Strangely, the man felt little pain. They continued to adjust the dial until it stopped at 100%, yet the man felt nothing. Later on, the wife had delivered the baby and the pair left the hospital with a healthy baby only to find the milkman laying on their stairs with a puddle of blood around his head, shaking uncontrollably.
I made a website for orphans.
There’s no homepage.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
Your maw *microsoft shutting down noise*
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
Normal Europe: Oh no, I lost my iPhone!
Amish: Oh no, I lost my potato!
When Stephen Hawking is ill 🤮, do you take him to Curry's PC World or the doctors? 😂😂😂😂
Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.
Stephen Hawking's death was completely accidental.
He pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep".
What do you call a crippled terrorist?
An RC-XD.
You make the juice go through my power brick.
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
I wanna ram your PCIe slot.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!