Technology Jokes

46. I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.

52. What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

54. What is the difference between Iron man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT

How did the security guard at the orchid get better at his job? He got an Apple Watch.

Video games don't make people violent, lag does.

A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one

I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel

A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug" you are letting it slowly die.

I don't know what an hd is, but my doctor says I have 80 of em'

my grandma unplugged the internet cable so i unplugged her life support

I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.

What was the computer's best pickup line? Nice bits

My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!

One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."

What kind of mask are you warring?

An Elon Mask!

I bought a white xbox to last longer and i bought a black xbox to run faster

Where would you take Stephen hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC world

There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted Roblox. One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury. One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignore it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened. The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!" Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too.