Technology jokes
"Dumbest7" is my Xbox account. Hit me up.
So, the sea is on a computer but doesn't know how to search, so the computer said to the sea, "Search!"
Do you get it? SEArch.
Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.
One asks, “What’s your favorite type of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
Why do orphans always ask Alexa to order milk?
Because their dad never brought it home.
Hi, I did not get your email address. I sent you a...
Why did Stephen Hawkins die? They unplugged the WiFi.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died? He lost WiFi connection.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.
Don't touch my bot.
What's the difference between a computer and a crumpled person? A computer runs.
How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.
Your hairline is so bent, not even NASA can find it.
Hi, I did not text back to text her and dad, now I’m texting her. Now I’m.
Why did he not love anymore? His battery died.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?
"Rust in peace."
How does a tree get online? They log in.
"Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a computer screen, and then they can see the government has to get Chili's."
When Stephen Hawking died, I assume his computer crash caused it.
What's Stephen Hawking's wife called? Wendy.
Question: What do you call 8 apples?
Answer: The iPhone 8.