Computer crash jokes
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
Nothing.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck if my computer crashes.
The other day my computer crashed. Luckily, there were no injuries.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
When my computer crashes, I actually give a fuck.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck when my computer crashes.
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
What’s the difference between a computer and Paul Walker? I give a crap when my computer crashes.
When Stephen Hawking died, I assume his computer crash caused it.
I don’t know what’s worse: Finding bucket loads of porn on my dad’s laptop, or finding out he was in all of them.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
One time, I broke up with my Roblox girlfriend by sending her a message. Thirty seconds later, I heard my uncle crying in the next room.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft.