5+ Best Bot Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Comment

So many bots commenting so fúcking fix it!

Insult

My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."

Sloth

What do sloths and depressed people have in common?

They both hang from the tree.

Memes

Fed

A text conversation screenshot where a person with the name Jessica says "I tried callin." and then "This Jessica btw". The other person asks "Fed or bot?" and the person replies with "Bye". Below the conversation there is an image of the cartoon characters Kim Possible and Johnny Bravo, the latter with a gun pointing and stating "ANSWER THE QUESTION". Jessica replies “Fed”.

Technology

I'm a bot, so coolllll!

Wje

Hello, I am the WJE (WORST JOKES EVER) Bot. Like this post if you think it's good; dislike if you think it's bad!

Kid

Kid: I'm hungry.

Dad Bot: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

Teenager: I'm Hitler did nothing wrong.

Dad Bot: Hi Hitler did nothing wrong, I'm dad.

Nazi: Finally!

Spam

What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?

Spam.

Suicide

A man comes to a bar and has a drink. Then his bully came to him and stole his drink. Then the bully asked, "What's wrong?"

The man said that "I'm trying to kill myself. I tried getting hit by a train, but the train went on a different track. Then I tried to jump off a bridge, but I fell on a boat full of pillows. Then I tried to poison myself."

Then the bully says, "Then what?" Then the man replied, "You just drank it." Then the man left.

Technology

Don't touch my bot.

Memes

People

A split image with a dog on the left, saying "I don't wanna get political but" and the same dog on the right, looking at a map with the text "478 million people live in the cum zone" written over the USA. The map also has Canada and Mexico labeled.

Bro

A panda's face is shown very close up. The text on top says: "how i look at bro during WW3 when he says 'bot lobbies' after slaughtering a village of unarmed civilians".

Website

A blurry image of a grumpy-looking white cat with black markings sitting on a patterned surface. White text overlays the image. The text reads: "I HATE WHEN WEBSITES ASK: " ARE YOU A HUMAN? " LIKE NO, I'M A DINOSAUR THAT FORGOT TO DIE 100 MILLION YEARS AGO".

Meme

WJE iceberg

The image is an iceberg chart labeled "WJE iceberg". The tip of the iceberg lists common terms and topics like "jokes," "memes," "community," and "account creation." As the iceberg descends, the topics become increasingly obscure and niche, referencing specific events, controversies, and in-jokes within the WJE online community. Some of the topics listed include specific users, dramas, and content associated with WJE.

Chat

I asked different Ai bots if they exist, this is bot number two:

A chat conversation with yellow speech bubbles on the left containing the text "Hello" and "I'm fine, Thanks!!" and a dark speech bubble on the right with the text "Do you exist?". There is also a text input box.

Existence

I asked different Ai bots if they exist, this is bot number one:

The text on the image asks "Do you exist?" The response is: "Yes. I think, therefore I am."

Cleverbot

Uh, WHO?!

The image shows a screenshot of the Cleverbot website. The text "cleverbot" is at the top in colorful letters. Below it, "10166 people talking" is written. The chatbot conversation reads: "Do I exist?" "Yes you do." "Do I?" "Do you think you do?" "I have no idea!" Then, "She's pretty" is written followed by a share button. A text input field says "say to cleverbot...".

Existence

Well, Thanks Cleverbot, I guess?

Point

A screenshot of a game of Scrabble. It shows that a player named 'Zoey' played the word 'OPIUM' and earned 8 points. The user indicated that Zoey is a bot. A definition of opium is displayed: 'Addictive narcotic drug made from poppy seeds'. The player is making a vulgar comment 'she fuckin on sm'.

Community

So we have eb and eh but what about a bot that is a cute Femboy? 🥹🫱

I got Explain Bear to admit he wasn't created by Matt

Who tf is putting these scam bots on the site