Bot jokes

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What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?

Spam.

Don't touch my bot.

My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."

A man comes to a bar and has a drink. Then his bully came to him and stole his drink. Then the bully asked, "What's wrong?"

The man said that "I'm trying to kill myself. I tried getting hit by a train, but the train went on a different track. Then I tried to jump off a bridge, but I fell on a boat full of pillows. Then I tried to poison myself."

Then the bully says, "Then what?" Then the man replied, "You just drank it." Then the man left.

So many bots commenting so fúcking fix it!

What do sloths and depressed people have in common?

They both hang from the tree.

Kid: I'm hungry.

Dad Bot: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

Teenager: I'm Hitler did nothing wrong.

Dad Bot: Hi Hitler did nothing wrong, I'm dad.

Nazi: Finally!

I'm a bot, so coolllll!

Boi.

Ben