Bot jokes

So many bots commenting so fúcking fix it!

My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."

What do sloths and depressed people have in common?

They both hang from the tree.

I'm a bot, so coolllll!

Hello, I am the WJE (WORST JOKES EVER) Bot. Like this post if you think it's good; dislike if you think it's bad!

Kid: I'm hungry.

Dad Bot: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

Teenager: I'm Hitler did nothing wrong.

Dad Bot: Hi Hitler did nothing wrong, I'm dad.

Nazi: Finally!

What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?

Spam.

A man comes to a bar and has a drink. Then his bully came to him and stole his drink. Then the bully asked, "What's wrong?"

The man said that "I'm trying to kill myself. I tried getting hit by a train, but the train went on a different track. Then I tried to jump off a bridge, but I fell on a boat full of pillows. Then I tried to poison myself."

Then the bully says, "Then what?" Then the man replied, "You just drank it." Then the man left.

Don't touch my bot.

Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.

Like if your best friend has a dog.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

BIDEN!

We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test.