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51 views · 𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬 · 3 years ago

1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?

2) Where did all the orphans go?

PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!

Computer

4 views · Anonymous · 8 years ago

Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?

At PC World.

Ram

1 view · AMAZING · 6 years ago

Goats are so lazy these days. Computers have more RAM.

Cheese

Anonymous · 6 years ago

Why do people say "cheese" when they are taking a photo?

Because they were using the computer and thought about it.

Computer

8 views · Loukas · 8 years ago

So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.

Ps5

25 views · Daddy Cock · 2 years ago

Fuck you

A split image showing a black PlayStation 5 console on the left and a man getting a haircut on the right. Text on top of the image says, "Ps5 black looks clean af." and text below the two images says, "Probably runs faster too."

Technology memes

Stephen Hawking

1 view · Dat Boi · 7 years ago

How did Stephen Hawking die?

Someone unplugged the router.

Stephen Hawking

27 views · Chicken fillet roll · 5 years ago

The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.

Computer

Shadrack · 4 years ago

Computers are females because when they're down, you always charge her.

Word

3 views · my son · 4 years ago

I will remember my classmate's last words: "Ahh, my pen's ink spilled on my computer!"

Man

5 views · Anonymous · 4 years ago

Women say men are trash.

Yet men made the phone, laptops, computer and electrical hardware she uses to say men are trash, never mind the electricity she uses to power those devices...