Technology jokes
Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw on her computer it said "You have 3 cookies," she broke it.
What time is it when you get home, and you can walk, walk home and walk, walk home from?
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He traveled too far from the outlet.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hit by a RAM.
Guess why Stephen died?? Because his wife forgot to put him on charge at night.
Memes
Fuck you
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
Guys to wind the clock up?
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
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IDK K LOVE THIS APP BTW
Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?
"Dumbest7" is my Xbox account. Hit me up.
So, the sea is on a computer but doesn't know how to search, so the computer said to the sea, "Search!"
Do you get it? SEArch.
Why did Stephen Hawkins die? They unplugged the WiFi.
Why do orphans always ask Alexa to order milk?
Because their dad never brought it home.
Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.
One asks, “What’s your favorite type of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.
What's the difference between a computer and a crumpled person? A computer runs.
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Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died? He lost WiFi connection.