Technology jokes
Why do people say "cheese" when they are taking a photo?
Because they were using the computer and thought about it.
Goats are so lazy these days. Computers have more RAM.
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the router.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.
You're built like a Windows touchscreen!
Guys to wind the clock up?
Guess why Stephen died?? Because his wife forgot to put him on charge at night.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hit by a RAM.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He traveled too far from the outlet.
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
What time is it when you get home, and you can walk, walk home and walk, walk home from?
Computers are females because when they're down, you always charge her.
I will remember my classmate's last words: "Ahh, my pen's ink spilled on my computer!"
Women say men are trash.
Yet men made the phone, laptops, computer and electrical hardware she uses to say men are trash, never mind the electricity she uses to power those devices...
Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw on her computer it said "You have 3 cookies," she broke it.
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