Technology jokes
Guess why Stephen died?? Because his wife forgot to put him on charge at night.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hit by a RAM.
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
Computers are females because when they're down, you always charge her.
Memes
Women say men are trash.
Yet men made the phone, laptops, computer and electrical hardware she uses to say men are trash, never mind the electricity she uses to power those devices...
I will remember my classmate's last words: "Ahh, my pen's ink spilled on my computer!"
Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw on her computer it said "You have 3 cookies," she broke it.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He traveled too far from the outlet.
Guys to wind the clock up?
What time is it when you get home, and you can walk, walk home and walk, walk home from?
You're built like a Windows touchscreen!
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"Dumbest7" is my Xbox account. Hit me up.
IDK K LOVE THIS APP BTW
Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?
So, the sea is on a computer but doesn't know how to search, so the computer said to the sea, "Search!"
Do you get it? SEArch.
Don't touch my bot.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died? He lost WiFi connection.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.