Stephen Hawkins

Stephen Hawkins Jokes

Irony

In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."

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  • Wheelchair

    What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."

    Genius

    Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.

    Wife

    Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?

    He had an affair with Alexa.

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  • Stephen Hawking

    Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.

    Coffin

    What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?

    Stephen Hawking's coffin.

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  • Death

    Stephen Hawking's death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.

    Stairway

    How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?

    Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.