Stephen Hawkins jokes
If Stephen Hawking was so fucking smart, why hasn't he learned to walk yet?
In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."
I knocked on Stephen Hawking's door, but nobody answered...
All I got was "error 404 page not found."
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?
He had an affair with Alexa.
I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.
Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.
What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawking's coffin.
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
Stephen Hawking's death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
Have you ever walked in to Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?
The fridge actually runs.
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.