Stephen Hawkins jokes
What’s Stephen Hawkins favourite shampoo and conditioner?
Head and shoulders.
If Stephen Hawking was so fucking smart, why hasn't he learned to walk yet?
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"
Why did Stephen Hawkins die? They unplugged the WiFi.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?
The fridge actually runs.
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."
In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.
Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.
Stephen Hawking died because his wife misunderstood him when he said, "My Windows Needs Updating." She had the double glazing removed, and he fell out and died.