Stephen Hawkins jokes
If Stephen Hawking was so fucking smart, why hasn't he learned to walk yet?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost WiFi connection.
Have you ever walked in to Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
Stephen Hawking died because his wife misunderstood him when he said, "My Windows Needs Updating." She had the double glazing removed, and he fell out and died.
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawking's coffin.
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
I knocked on Stephen Hawking's door, but nobody answered...
All I got was "error 404 page not found."
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"
I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"
What’s Stephen Hawkins favourite shampoo and conditioner?
Head and shoulders.