Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
doctors in the middle ages, Plague doctor: "i must have some herbs to block out bad air" docters now: "God, wtf were we doing back then"
For a present on christmas i gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button
Today I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you Penaldo!
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button
What do you call Steven Hawkins wife? Siri
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What was on Stephen Hawkings grave stone. Intel inside
Why don't japanese people like I phones
Because they are afraid of ammerican airdrops
I bought a wooden whistle, but it wooden whistle.
So I bought a steel whistle, but it steel wooden whistle.
So THEN I bought a LED whistle but it steel wooden LED me whistle.
Why did Stephen Hawking die
Because he forgot to plug the charger
why is there no woman on the moon?
because it doesnt need to be cleaned
How did Stephen hawking die He ran out of battery life
A programmer pushes a stroller through the park. An elderly couple comes along: "Is it a boy or a girl?" The programmer replies, "Yes."
Stephen Hawkins death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.
how did steven Hawkins die? he tried to update to windows 10 and his hard drive corrupted
if my phone battery lasted as long as my relationship i would never be able to play my phone
why did people take Stephen hawking`s to the hospital when we should of took him to curry`s pc wold
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
Why are birds good at social media? Because they 'tweet' all the time!!!?
