Technology jokes
You're so skinny, you could travel through a fax!
Are you a keyboard? Cause you're my type.
Is Stephen Hawking under warranty? If so, can I bring him back to Currys PC World?
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he rest in peace.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it. I'm not too worried though, I think she is just joking.
What does a phone and a grandma have in common? They both die.
What's the difference between them? If you shove something up your grandma's ass, she won't come back to life.
What's the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
What do you call someone with a pindie spot?
Stop screen recording.
Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!
I once told Siri, "Hey Siri, why am I still single?" She opened the front camera.
When the school shooter breaks into your classroom, so you try to say goodbye to your Roblox gf, but then the shooter's phone goes off.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked?
"Stop it! It hertz so much!"
What’s the difference between the way you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we look through.
Could a phone booth also be called a chatterbox?
Two wind turbines were standing on a hill.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other one says, "I'm a big metal fan."
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.
If a dog made a computer, it would have a mega bite.
Where does the keyboard go to dinner? The space bar.
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
What feature does an orphan's phone not have?
A home button.