When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Is Stephen Hawking under warranty? If so, can I bring him back to Currys PC World?
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he rest in peace.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it. I'm not too worried though, I think she is just joking.
What does a phone and a grandma have in common? They both die.
What's the difference between them? If you shove something up your grandma's ass, she won't come back to life.
What's the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
What's an alien's favorite computer key?
The space bar!
Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!
I once told Siri, "Hey Siri, why am I still single?" She opened the front camera.
When the school shooter breaks into your classroom, so you try to say goodbye to your Roblox gf, but then the shooter's phone goes off.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked?
"Stop it! It hertz so much!"
Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.
Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.
I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
Could a phone booth also be called a chatterbox?
Two wind turbines were standing on a hill.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other one says, "I'm a big metal fan."
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.
Where does the keyboard go to dinner? The space bar.
In honor of Diddy:
The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!
Hey guys, wish me luck on my game Al-Nassr vs. Raed Al-Raed. I have 604 million followers on Instagram, but we are not gonna be able to beat that. Can we get to 69 followers, please and thankyou?
