Technology jokes
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What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
What is a fruit's favorite way to call someone?
WhatsApple.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
Me: Mrs., can I read my book?
Teacher: Sure.
Me: *watching my Chromebook*
Why can't an orphan watch T.V.?
Because it can't find the home button.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheeles.
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
I will never forget the moment when my father saw me masturbating. He said, "Son, what are you doing? I'm on a video conference - get out of my office!"
Why do orphans hate the internet?
Because on the internet, people have families.
Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?
'Cause none of them have a home button.
Q: What does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common?
A: They both go “ping” when they’re done.
TRUE STORY!
X-Ray Tech: I broke my arm and went to the hospital. The X-Ray Tech was the hottest blonde I've ever seen.
I threw her ass down on the X-Ray table, ripped her clothes off, ripped off mine and I jumped on top of her!
Then I put the X-ray machine on top of us, turned it on and I looked up on the X-ray monitor and I watched and saw my sperm swimming up inside her!
I bought a new camera once. Every shot I took was killer!
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
What makes it cold in a room? Air conditioning.
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.
You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."