Technology jokes

Gaming with the gaming controller.

I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.

How does Stephen Hawking have sex?

Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.

A husband got a message from his neighbor one day. It read, "Hey, I'm sorry I had to tell you like this but I have been doing your wife for months now." The husband went to go grab his gun and shot his wife. He hid the evidence and a few hours later he got another message from his neighbor saying, "Sorry, meant using your wifi."

I made a website for orphans.

Unfortunately, it does not have a home page.

You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."

Can disabled enable dark mode?

Why can't an orphan watch T.V.?

Because it can't find the home button.

I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.

He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.

Why can orphans have a phone? Because they can find the home button.

Cyber Monday

If you are a robot, you cannot talk.

Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.

A computer usually has a HARD drive. LESSON. No wonder they remember things.

Stephen Hawking's last words were the Windows closing sound.

Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw on her computer it said "You have 3 cookies," she broke it.

My girlfriend sent “a let’s break up text” right when I was done editing our pics.

Most people call it grave robbing...

I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.

Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?

A: A rocket chip.