Technology jokes
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
Stephen Hawking died because he turned off his VPN.
Why can't an orphan watch T.V.?
Because it can't find the home button.
Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
He tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
Yesterday I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home.
What makes it cold in a room? Air conditioning.
I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
My father said I'm too reliant on technology.
I called him a hypocrite, and unplugged his life support.
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
U die from robot bite.
Q: What does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common?
A: They both go “ping” when they’re done.
Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.
I made a website about orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a home page.
I asked the emo kid if he was depressed that his phone died before him.