Technology jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
I bought a wooden whistle, but it wooden whistle.
So I bought a steel whistle, but it steel wooden whistle.
So THEN I bought a LED whistle but it steel wooden LED me whistle.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because he forgot to plug in the charger.
Why is there no woman on the moon?
Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.
Am I the only one who's on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop and I can't use my phone in class?
Cows go moo.
Helicopters...
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He ran out of battery life.
Stephen Hawking's death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to update to Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
Be careful, everybody, I have a red dot on my forehead, so I can record everybody!
My aim is cursed; one of my Angry Birds hit a field.
Why are birds good at social media?
Because they "tweet" all the time!?
What do you call a crazy computer?
Wired.
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite's orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
I made an orphan website. It does not have a home page.
If my phone battery lasted as long as my relationship, I would never be able to play on my phone.
You: Find a time clock that can change time.
Your friend the next day: Hey, can I borrow yo' house?
You: No, I'm trying to figure out what to do with my TIME!
Also you: Changes the time back to 1267 so you don't have to have that friend again.
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.