Am I the only one who's on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop and I can't use my phone in class?
Cows go moo.
I added Paul Walker on my Xbox, but all he does is sit on the dashboard.
Stephen Hawking's death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to update to Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
if my phone battery lasted as long as my relationship i would never be able to play my phone
why did people take Stephen hawking`s to the hospital when we should of took him to curry`s pc wold
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
You: Find a time clock that can change time.
Your friend the next day: Hey, can I borrow yo' house?
You: No, I'm trying to figure out what to do with my TIME!
Also you: Changes the time back to 1267 so you don't have to have that friend again.
What do you call a crazy computer?
Wired.
Why are birds good at social media?
Because they "tweet" all the time!?
Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus.
Be careful, everybody, I have a red dot on my forehead, so I can record everybody!
My aim is cursed; one of my Angry Birds hit a field.
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite's orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.
I don't know what an hd is, but my doctor says I have 80 of em'
Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
How did the security guard at the orchid get better at his job? He got an Apple Watch.
