Technology jokes
I brought a new pen that can write underwater. It can also write other words.
What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
A PDF file.
I tried to have phone sex once.
But the holes were too small.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He ran out of battery life.
Stephen Hawking died because his wife misunderstood him when he said, "My Windows Needs Updating." She had the double glazing removed, and he fell out and died.
Don’t fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.
Your mom's so fat, the photo from last Christmas is still printing!
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
What happens when you say, "Hey Siri?"
Stephen Hawking answers.
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a NAVIGATOR dropping the beat.
My battery lasted longer than your sad, depressing life.
Hey, I just found out my toaster is waterproof! :D
Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...
Currys PC World.
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."
"Batteries, batteries, who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down?"
I made a website for orphans.
It has no homepage.
I wanna ram your PCIe slot.
Remember 2000? It was scary.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.