Technology jokes

Why is there no woman on the moon?

Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.

Am I the only one who's on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop and I can't use my phone in class?

Cows go moo.

I bought a wooden whistle, but it wooden whistle.

So I bought a steel whistle, but it steel wooden whistle.

So THEN I bought a LED whistle but it steel wooden LED me whistle.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

He ran out of battery life.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Because he forgot to plug in the charger.

I added Paul Walker on my Xbox, but all he does is sit on the dashboard.

Stephen Hawking's death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

He tried to update to Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.

My aim is cursed; one of my Angry Birds hit a field.

I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite's orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!

Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.

Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus.

I made an orphan website. It does not have a home page.

If my phone battery lasted as long as my relationship, I would never be able to play on my phone.

You: Find a time clock that can change time.

Your friend the next day: Hey, can I borrow yo' house?

You: No, I'm trying to figure out what to do with my TIME!

Also you: Changes the time back to 1267 so you don't have to have that friend again.

Be careful, everybody, I have a red dot on my forehead, so I can record everybody!

Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?

Why are birds good at social media?

Because they "tweet" all the time!?

What do you call a crazy computer?

Wired.

I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.

What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.