Technology jokes
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a power cut.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
Stephen Hawking died because he turned off his VPN.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His Windows update wasn't available.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheeles.
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?
Internet.
Stephen Hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged.
He also forgot to pay the power bill.
If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy, you would hear Stephen Hawking.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies? Windows plays the shutdown music.
Just look up texting jokes. Don't ask why, just do it.
Why do orphans only buy iPhone XS?
Because it has a home button.
What's the difference between a blonde and your computer?
You don't want your computer to go down on you.
If you're ever bored, pee on an android. Apple is better!
Why did only blonds show up at Saturday's party during the Corona crisis?
Because their computers flashed, "Virus blocked!"
A pregnant woman enters the hospital with her concerned husband. As she goes into labor, a group of doctors asked him if he would like to try a device that transfers your spouse's pain to the father's nervous system.
He agrees and the doctors turn the dial on the device to 10%. Strangely, the man felt little pain. They continued to adjust the dial until it stopped at 100%, yet the man felt nothing. Later on, the wife had delivered the baby and the pair left the hospital with a healthy baby only to find the milkman laying on their stairs with a puddle of blood around his head, shaking uncontrollably.
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