Technology jokes
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
'Cause he was in need of a light snack!
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.
Virus Scam????
Are you interested in it?
More than two boot branches.
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
Two windmills stand at a farm. One asks the other, "What is your favorite kind of music?"
The other windmill replies, "I'm a huge metal fan!"
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.
My grandpa said I'm too reliant on technology... so I screamed that he was a hypocrite and I unplugged his life support.
I'll unplug your life support for my phone that's about to die.
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
I bought a wooden whistle, but it wooden whistle. So I bought a steel whistle, but it steel wooden whistle. So THEN I bought a LED whistle but it steel wooden LED me whistle.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
Why can orphans have a phone? Because they can find the home button.
I tried to make a website for orphans.
Sadly, I couldn't make a home page.