Technology jokes
My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.
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Gaming with the gaming controller.
Just look up texting jokes. Don't ask why, just do it.
Me: I know how to use a microwave!
Also me: Mom! The microwave is on fire!
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?
WiFi chips or his shoulder?
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a power cut.
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi.
How did Steven Hawking die? His WiFi disconnected.
Why do orphans only buy iPhone XS?
Because it has a home button.
Why did only blonds show up at Saturday's party during the Corona crisis?
Because their computers flashed, "Virus blocked!"
If you're ever bored, pee on an android. Apple is better!
A pregnant woman enters the hospital with her concerned husband. As she goes into labor, a group of doctors asked him if he would like to try a device that transfers your spouse's pain to the father's nervous system.
He agrees and the doctors turn the dial on the device to 10%. Strangely, the man felt little pain. They continued to adjust the dial until it stopped at 100%, yet the man felt nothing. Later on, the wife had delivered the baby and the pair left the hospital with a healthy baby only to find the milkman laying on their stairs with a puddle of blood around his head, shaking uncontrollably.
Who did Stephen call when he crashed?... The geek squad.
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, do you take him to PC World or A&E?
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?