Technology jokes
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... He died of hearing aids.
Me: I know how to use a microwave!
Also me: Mom! The microwave is on fire!
True story.
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My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.
How cool is NASA?
Not cool at all.
I made this one up myself just now.
Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.
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Gaming with the gaming controller.
Me: I know how to use a microwave!
Also me: Mom! The microwave is on fire!
POV: Your grandma is on life support. I would unplug her life support to charge my third phone.
Why do orphans only buy iPhone XS?
Because it has a home button.
Why did only blonds show up at Saturday's party during the Corona crisis?
Because their computers flashed, "Virus blocked!"
If you're ever bored, pee on an android. Apple is better!
What's the difference between a blonde and your computer?
You don't want your computer to go down on you.
A pregnant woman enters the hospital with her concerned husband. As she goes into labor, a group of doctors asked him if he would like to try a device that transfers your spouse's pain to the father's nervous system.
He agrees and the doctors turn the dial on the device to 10%. Strangely, the man felt little pain. They continued to adjust the dial until it stopped at 100%, yet the man felt nothing. Later on, the wife had delivered the baby and the pair left the hospital with a healthy baby only to find the milkman laying on their stairs with a puddle of blood around his head, shaking uncontrollably.
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, do you take him to PC World or A&E?
Who did Stephen call when he crashed?... The geek squad.
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?
How did Steven Hawking die?
His wife needed a charger and plugged him out.