Technology jokes
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
Hey Explain bear, how would you like to be replaced by #ExplainNibbles the hamster AI?
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... He died of hearing aids.
POV: Your grandma is on life support. I would unplug her life support to charge my third phone.
When Stephen Hawking is ill 🤮, do you take him to Curry's PC World or the doctors? 😂😂😂😂
Where do you take Stephen Hawking: to the hospital, or PC World?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
Stephen Hawking died because he turned off his VPN.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His Windows update wasn't available.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheeles.
Stephen Hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged.
He also forgot to pay the power bill.
If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy, you would hear Stephen Hawking.
What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?
Internet.
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
Me: I know how to use a microwave!
Also me: Mom! The microwave is on fire!
True story.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies? Windows plays the shutdown music.
How does he go for a poo? He logs out.
I made this one up myself just now.
Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.
How cool is NASA?
Not cool at all.