Technology jokes
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
Anybody home? :)
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What is a computer's favorite snack? Cookies!
You ever try sexting with AI? Every time I type “I’m coming,” it replies, “Coming where? Need directions?”
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
He went too far away from the wall, and he got unplugged.
The man who invented Velcro died.
RIP.
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
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It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(
When does a computer function best? When it listens to its motherboard.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
Nothing.
This website is darker than the kid that got arrested last week.
Haven’t they switched him off and then back on yet?
I made a website for orphans, but there's no homepage.
My grandad broke his legs.
To cheer him up, I bought him a Walkman.
Mother, father, and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie.
During dinner time: Father: Son, what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix, Dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: Okay! Okay! I watched porn, Dad. Dad: What? You watched porn? You are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 years of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: started to laugh and said, "Sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!