Technology jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His Windows update wasn't available.
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
How did Steven Hawking die? His WiFi disconnected.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi.
What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?
Internet.
Memes
His name is mark
Where do you take Stephen Hawking: to the hospital, or PC World?
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Stephen Hawking died because he turned off his VPN.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a power cut.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
When Stephen Hawking is ill 🤮, do you take him to Curry's PC World or the doctors? 😂😂😂😂
What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?
WiFi chips or his shoulder?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies? Windows plays the shutdown music.
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... He died of hearing aids.
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
Why do orphans only buy iPhone XS?
Because it has a home button.