Technology

Technology jokes

Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged.

He also forgot to pay the power bill.

If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy, you would hear Stephen Hawking.

Death

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.

Memes

Sex

I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... He died of hearing aids.

Sister

My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.

Pilot

I made this one up myself just now.

Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.

Relationship

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Microwave

Me: I know how to use a microwave!

Also me: Mom! The microwave is on fire!

True story.