Technology jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His Windows update wasn't available.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheeles.
Memes
me at 1 am being a simp for anime girls
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... He died of hearing aids.
My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.
How cool is NASA?
Not cool at all.
I made this one up myself just now.
Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.
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Gaming with the gaming controller.
Just look up texting jokes. Don't ask why, just do it.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi.
Me: I know how to use a microwave!
Also me: Mom! The microwave is on fire!
Me: I know how to use a microwave!
Also me: Mom! The microwave is on fire!
True story.
How did Steven Hawking die? His WiFi disconnected.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies? Windows plays the shutdown music.
How does he go for a poo? He logs out.
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!