Technology jokes
I go balls deep in your mum with no power.
Hey Explain bear, how would you like to be replaced by #ExplainNibbles the hamster AI?
POV: Your grandma is on life support. I would unplug her life support to charge my third phone.
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... He died of hearing aids.
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What happens when Stephen Hawking dies? Windows plays the shutdown music.
How does he go for a poo? He logs out.
How cool is NASA?
Not cool at all.
I made this one up myself just now.
Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.
My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.
Gaming with the gaming controller.
Me: I know how to use a microwave!
Also me: Mom! The microwave is on fire!
Just look up texting jokes. Don't ask why, just do it.
Me: I know how to use a microwave!
Also me: Mom! The microwave is on fire!
True story.
Where do you take Stephen Hawking: to the hospital, or PC World?
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a power cut.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?
WiFi chips or his shoulder?