Technology jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a power cut.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
When Stephen Hawking is ill 🤮, do you take him to Curry's PC World or the doctors? 😂😂😂😂
What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?
WiFi chips or his shoulder?
Where do you take Stephen Hawking: to the hospital, or PC World?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?
Internet.
Stephen Hawking died because he turned off his VPN.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His Windows update wasn't available.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheeles.
Stephen Hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged.
He also forgot to pay the power bill.
If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy, you would hear Stephen Hawking.
How did Steven Hawking die? His WiFi disconnected.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies? Windows plays the shutdown music.
How does he go for a poo? He logs out.