Technology jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost WiFi connection.
I go balls deep in your mum with no power.
🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦁🦁🦁🐩🐖🐒🐷🐵🐎+/;!¥/%? Fuckfuckfuuk of your own is also a joke about your relationship with Google and Twitter users who don't know what they think of their own personal life, and the way they have been involved since the last few years of debate is the only thing.
How cool is NASA?
Not cool at all.
I made this one up myself just now.
Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.
My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.
Gaming with the gaming controller.
How did Steven Hawking die? His WiFi disconnected.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi.
Me: I know how to use a microwave!
Also me: Mom! The microwave is on fire!
Me: I know how to use a microwave!
Also me: Mom! The microwave is on fire!
True story.
How does he go for a poo? He logs out.
POV: Your grandma is on life support. I would unplug her life support to charge my third phone.
Hey Explain bear, how would you like to be replaced by #ExplainNibbles the hamster AI?
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... He died of hearing aids.
When Stephen Hawking is ill 🤮, do you take him to Curry's PC World or the doctors? 😂😂😂😂
What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?
WiFi chips or his shoulder?
Where do you take Stephen Hawking: to the hospital, or PC World?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.