Technology jokes

What were Stephen Hawking's dying words?

"Restore factory settings."

What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?

An RC-XD.

What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?

What in the Robot!?

I made a website for an orphan.

It had no homepage.

What do you call a router in a thong?

CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)

Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!

Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.

The Titanic, just like my phone, IT JUST WON'T SYNC.

Edit: Never mind, it started to sync...

Stephen Hawking died because he did a wheelie and unplugged his charger.

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

I don't know, go google it.

Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.

What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't need internet, she's already WORLDWIDE.

What is the difference between a human and a magic car 🚗?

A magic car can fly, and a house 🏡 cannot fly.

Why do orphans have phones?

Because they don't know how to call home.

My friend is an amazing hacker. He cut down 23 trees already.

The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.

Best pick up line EVER.

There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.

Karien: Don't care. You know what you did.

Jalie: I don't know what you mean. I did nothing! I'm telling the truth!

Karien: Sure. So you mean you never texted Oerien last night around 2:00 AM?

Jalie: NO, I NEVER DID THAT!

Karien: Jalie, stop the story telling. You were the one who had my phone yesterday. Just stop.

Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."