Technology jokes
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
What is the difference between shroud and a shroud imposter?
Shroud uses reddit, and the imposter uses WJE.
Reddit king and q, I really dgaf what you say, you guys are practically obsessed with me cuz ur leaving hate comments on almost all my jokes, so stop. You're obviously gonna look bad if you just insult meh jokes.
If you guys dont like my jokes, you can just dislike and not leave a comment, ok?
Me: I been up all night, no sleep--
The lie detector I didn’t know I had: Lie.
Me: stfu! I’m just singing!
Lie detector: You literally listen to music all the time... you almost don’t even sleep!
Me: THEN WHY THE FUCK DID TOU SAY IT’S A LIE, WHEN I SAID I DIDN’T SLEEP?!
Lie detector: It’s 3:00 AM in 8 minutes, you usually close your eyes to sleep when it’s 5:00 AM... You get waken up at 7:00 AM... you only sleep two hours......
Science took us to the moon, and religion took us into a skyscraper.
Memes
I thought of telling my teachers that I am transgender so I get to wear my AirPods in class.
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost WiFi connection.
Stephen Hawking forgot the WiFi password.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?
Me: Where's your parents?
Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?
Me: Because it has a home button.
What’s the difference between a computer and Paul Walker? I give a crap when my computer crashes.
What happens when you search nudes on my phone?
Nothing, I don't have any.
Add me on Xbox Live: ironstriker1316.
I go balls deep in your mum with no power.
When Stephen Hawking is ill 🤮, do you take him to Curry's PC World or the doctors? 😂😂😂😂
What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?
WiFi chips or his shoulder?
What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?
Internet.
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
Stephen Hawking died because he turned off his VPN.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.