Technology jokes

Me: Are you an orphan?

Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?

Me: Where's your parents?

Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?

Me: Because it has a home button.

What happens when you search nudes on my phone?

Nothing, I don't have any.

Add me on Xbox Live: ironstriker1316.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

He lost WiFi connection.

Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.

Stephen Hawking forgot the WiFi password.

I go balls deep in your mum with no power.

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Gaming with the gaming controller.

My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.

I made this one up myself just now.

Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.

How cool is NASA?

Not cool at all.

Just look up texting jokes. Don't ask why, just do it.

Me: I know how to use a microwave!

Also me: Mom! The microwave is on fire!

True story.

Me: I know how to use a microwave!

Also me: Mom! The microwave is on fire!

How does he go for a poo? He logs out.

POV: Your grandma is on life support. I would unplug her life support to charge my third phone.

Hey Explain bear, how would you like to be replaced by #ExplainNibbles the hamster AI?

What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?

Hot Wheeles.

Stephen Hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged.

He also forgot to pay the power bill.

If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy, you would hear Stephen Hawking.