Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost WiFi connection.
Technology Jokes
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.
Stephen Hawking forgot the WiFi password.
I go balls deep in your mum with no power.
🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦁🦁🦁🐩🐖🐒🐷🐵🐎+/;!¥/%? Fuckfuckfuuk of your own is also a joke about your relationship with Google and Twitter users who don't know what they think of their own personal life, and the way they have been involved since the last few years of debate is the only thing.
Gaming with the gaming controller.
My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.
I made this one up myself just now.
Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.
How cool is NASA?
Not cool at all.
Just look up texting jokes. Don't ask why, just do it.
Me: I know how to use a microwave!
Also me: Mom! The microwave is on fire!
True story.
Me: I know how to use a microwave!
Also me: Mom! The microwave is on fire!
How does he go for a poo? He logs out.
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
POV: Your grandma is on life support. I would unplug her life support to charge my third phone.
Hey Explain bear, how would you like to be replaced by #ExplainNibbles the hamster AI?
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheeles.
Stephen Hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged.
He also forgot to pay the power bill.
If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy, you would hear Stephen Hawking.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His Windows update wasn't available.
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
