Technology jokes
Science took us to the moon, and religion took us into a skyscraper.
I thought of telling my teachers that I am transgender so I get to wear my AirPods in class.
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost WiFi connection.
Stephen Hawking forgot the WiFi password.
Memes
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?
Me: Where's your parents?
Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?
Me: Because it has a home button.
What’s the difference between a computer and Paul Walker? I give a crap when my computer crashes.
What happens when you search nudes on my phone?
Nothing, I don't have any.
Add me on Xbox Live: ironstriker1316.
I go balls deep in your mum with no power.
When Stephen Hawking is ill 🤮, do you take him to Curry's PC World or the doctors? 😂😂😂😂
What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?
WiFi chips or his shoulder?
What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?
Internet.
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
Stephen Hawking died because he turned off his VPN.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Stephen Hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged.
He also forgot to pay the power bill.
If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy, you would hear Stephen Hawking.
Where do you take Stephen Hawking: to the hospital, or PC World?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a power cut.