Technology jokes

An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.

What's the difference between a light bulb and a woman?

You can screw and unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a woman.

Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.

Bully: (Speechless)

My wife says sex is even better on holiday. I wish she didn’t tell me via email.

Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!

Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!

My grandad broke his legs.

To cheer him up, I bought him a Walkman.

I created a website for orphans, though it doesn't have a homepage.

Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.

Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?

A: Because they get liked.

Is Gwen still on this app thing?

Hey guys, how was your day?

If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.

I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.

What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.

I added Paul Walker on my Xbox, but all he does is sit on the dashboard.

What does an astronaut call his ex from space?

SpaceX.

Now touring: Stephen Hawking unplugged.

My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a PDF file!

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What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."