Technology

Technology jokes

Orphan

Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?

Because they don't know how to use the home button.

Turtle

Why was the turtle looking at her phone?

She wanted to take a shellfie.

Memes

Toaster

Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.

Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.

Difference

What's the difference between a light bulb and a woman?

You can screw and unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a woman.

Porn

What’s the difference between the way you watch porn and I watch porn?

The windows we look through.

Programmer

A programmer pushes a stroller through the park. An elderly couple comes along: "Is it a boy or a girl?" The programmer replies, "Yes."

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