An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."
Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"
For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
I created a website for orphans, though it doesn't have a homepage.
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
My wife says sex is even better on holiday. I wish she didn’t tell me via email.
Why was the turtle looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
A programmer pushes a stroller through the park. An elderly couple comes along: "Is it a boy or a girl?" The programmer replies, "Yes."
Now touring: Stephen Hawking unplugged.
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What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."
Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?
Because they are afraid of American airdrops.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
How did Stephen hawking die He ran out of battery life
Why did Stephen Hawking die
Because he forgot to plug the charger
I bought a wooden whistle, but it wooden whistle.
So I bought a steel whistle, but it steel wooden whistle.
So THEN I bought a LED whistle but it steel wooden LED me whistle.
Why is there no woman on the moon?
Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.
