Technology jokes
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
I created a website for orphans, though it doesn't have a homepage.
My wife says sex is even better on holiday. I wish she didn’t tell me via email.
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
Is Gwen still on this app thing?
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.
Where do spiders commit crimes?
The Dark Web.
Hey guys, how was your day?
If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.
I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.
Why was the turtle looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.
My grandad broke his legs.
To cheer him up, I bought him a Walkman.
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."
Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
I added Paul Walker on my Xbox, but all he does is sit on the dashboard.
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a PDF file!
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
SpaceX.
Now touring: Stephen Hawking unplugged.
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What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."