Technology jokes
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Happy holidays!
Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.
P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.
P2: Airplane wifi.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
Stephen Hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged.
He also forgot to pay the power bill.
If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy, you would hear Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.
"Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a computer screen, and then they can see the government has to get Chili's."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
My girlfriend left a note on the TV saying, "This isn't working!" I don't know what she's talking about, the TV works perfectly fine.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
ENTER PASSWORD.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
RESET PASSWORD.
NEW PASSWORD CAN'T BE OLD PASSWORD.
Sets fire to computer.
What do you call a crazy computer?
Wired.
Google is butt.
You: Find a time clock that can change time.
Your friend the next day: Hey, can I borrow yo' house?
You: No, I'm trying to figure out what to do with my TIME!
Also you: Changes the time back to 1267 so you don't have to have that friend again.
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
What's a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer.
What happens when an alien connects with your device?
The alien says on your device: ".-- . / - .-. .- ...- . .-.. / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- .- -. -.-- / -- .- -. -.-- / --. .- .-.. .- -..- -.-- ..."