Technology jokes
I like my girls like my file systems...
FAT and 16.
I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page.
Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the iPod...
SHE MADE THE IPAD!!!!!!!
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
Hi guys, I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
How did Stephen Hawking really die?
His wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything!
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.
What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death.
Goats are so lazy these days. Computers have more RAM.
What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."
1979: I bet there will be "flying cars" in "the future."
2019: The flying cars future.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He hit Alt+F4.
What is an orphan's first phone?
An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?
It has no home button :D