Technology jokes
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
No wonder some of the phones today have no home buttons.
The makers were orphans.
What's the difference between a light bulb and a woman?
You can screw and unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a woman.
My wife says sex is even better on holiday. I wish she didn’t tell me via email.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it, but I'm not too worried. I think she is joking.
What is 6-inch long, in every men's pants or hands, and girls want?
- A smartphone, freak.
I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.
What’s a vacuum cleaner’s favorite plant?
Answer: SUCCulent
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
Stephen Hawking died because his wife misunderstood him when he said, "My Windows Needs Updating." She had the double glazing removed, and he fell out and died.
One day I was texting my friend on Roblox and I made her mad. She told me she was gonna kill me.
That night, she told me to meet her at the bathroom at 2 PM sharp, but she made "sharp" in all caps. So I went to the bathroom at 2 PM the next day. Now I know what she meant by "SHARP" on Roblox... she brought a knife, and I was in hell by then. Like for the next part!
I went to self-checkout at a store and I scanned my products, but the scanner wouldn't scan the barcode on my arm.
What were Stephen Hawking's dying words?
"Restore factory settings."
Did you know that new Teslas don't come with the new car smell?
They come with an Elon Musk.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.