Technology jokes
Hey guys, how was your day?
If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.
I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.
I created a website for orphans, though it doesn't have a homepage.
Where do spiders commit crimes?
The Dark Web.
Is Gwen still on this app thing?
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.
Why was the turtle looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.
What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we watch through.
Your hairline was sponsored as a Snap Chat Filter.
What's the difference between a light bulb and a woman?
You can screw and unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a woman.
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
My grandad broke his legs.
To cheer him up, I bought him a Walkman.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
I added Paul Walker on my Xbox, but all he does is sit on the dashboard.
Now touring: Stephen Hawking unplugged.
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a PDF file!
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
SpaceX.
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What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."