Technology jokes
For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.
This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."
Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.
Hey guys, how was your day?
If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.
I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.
I created a website for orphans, though it doesn't have a homepage.
Where do spiders commit crimes?
The Dark Web.
Is Gwen still on this app thing?
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.
Why was the turtle looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.
What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we watch through.
Your hairline was sponsored as a Snap Chat Filter.
What's the difference between a light bulb and a woman?
You can screw and unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a woman.
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.