Technology jokes
Looks like he never charged up fully.
What happened to the alligator when he held a GPS?
He became a navigator.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
My emo friend got jealous when my phone died.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.
What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a parakeet?
Shredded tweet!
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
What was the computer's best pickup line?
Nice bits!
My PC.
I'm a bot, so coolllll!
My brother finally got his driver's license, so he took our new car out for a spin.
At least now I can have his phone he left.
Me: Dad, my phone is broken.
Dad: How?
Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.
Dad: Stupid.
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
Why was the computer so good at golf? Because he had a hard drive.