How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? - None, they declare darkness to be the new standard.
Microsoft Programmers and the Light Bulb
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Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. You thought that was funny? You probably still use Internet Explorer. This joke is making fun of how Microsoft will sometimes push their own 'standards' even when they are not the best option, like saying that 'darkness' is the new best thing when people clearly want the light on. So, instead of actually fixing the problem, they just change the definition of the problem. You wouldn't get it, you probably think Clippy was a good idea.