Technology

Technology jokes

Self Harm

People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."

Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."

Memes

Mom

So I didn't want my mom going through my laptop, so I put a touch screen on it where you just have to tap the screen to unlock it. Jokes on her, she doesn't have any fingers.

Social change

Women: “Men used to go to war, now they go to clubs.”

Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked, now it’s $3.99.”

Hooker

How are Xbox servers like hookers? First they take my money, and then they go down on me.

Indian

Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.

BTW, I am one, wahahaa!

Music

What kind of music do wind turbines like?

They are big, heavy metal fans!

Phone

What's the difference between my sister and my phone? I don't give a damn if my phone dies.

Wife

Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?

She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.

Phone

What's the difference between my phone and my sister?

I actually give a damn if my phone dies.

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