Technology jokes
Do emo kids get jealous of their phone when it dies?
Are you Wi-Fi? Because I think I am finding a connection.
I knocked on Stephen Hawking's door, but nobody answered...
All I got was "error 404 page not found."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled too far away from the outlet on the wall.
People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."
Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."
Ps5 in black looks clean af
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"Windows 10 shutting down."
So I didn't want my mom going through my laptop, so I put a touch screen on it where you just have to tap the screen to unlock it. Jokes on her, she doesn't have any fingers.
Women: “Men used to go to war, now they go to clubs.”
Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked, now it’s $3.99.”
Why don't phones wear glasses? Because they have contacts!
How are Xbox servers like hookers? First they take my money, and then they go down on me.
What kind of music do wind turbines like?
They are big, heavy metal fans!
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
BTW, I am one, wahahaa!
I'm so depressed that when I smile, my Face ID doesn't recognize me.
What's the difference between my sister and my phone? I don't give a damn if my phone dies.
Little Johnny tried phone sex, but the holes were too small.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Why did God make men?
Because you can't teach a vibrator how to mow the lawn...
Why do Indians have a red dot on their head?
Because they're recording.
What's the difference between my phone and my sister?
I actually give a damn if my phone dies.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the wifi.