Stephen hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, "Not now."
Stephen hawking isnβt dead heβs just canβt walk to the shop and get new batteries π
why is an iphone x perfect for an orphan? because it doesnt have a home button
How is Steven hawking so smart... he uploads it to his software
If Stephen Hawkins was so Fucking Smart , Why hasn't he learned to walk yet ?
An orphan made an Instagram, he did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner
I brought a new pen that can write underwater, it can also write other words.
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it ? Inter-net?
Whats a dying person least favorite app ? TikTok
what do you call a rich Chinese person cha-ching
ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there
siri "I could not find anything for this question"
Apple made a new product for Chinese people Called the iopener
Steven Hawking had dark humor. Whenever he turned on his laugh effect it diverted power from his screen brightness.
what does the trump adminstration use instead of emails? alternative fax
you like like a 2020 hologram of covid-19
Wife: (on phone) hi Husband: hey I didnβt know dishwashers talk and make me a sandwich.
Secretly, Iβm a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, βIβve heard that sound, daddy has that game too!β
I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.
May he rest in pizza.
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad? You turn off the WiFi router
I went to see my grandfather in the hospital because I Wanted to get to know him better before he passed, maybe take a selfie with him. But when I got there my phone died so I unplugged a vacuum to plug in my phone, and it turns out he only knows Spanish so When he kept saying "Me desconectaste el soporte de mi vida." I thought he wanted water, but when I got back with the water he was asleep and now my phone was charged so I translated what he said. And it was "You unplugged my life support", that's when I called the doctor...
Good news is, I got one sick selfie!
