If Stephen Hawking is dying, where do I take him, Currys PC World, or a hospital?
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled too far away from the outlet on the wall.
Why don't phones wear glasses? Because they have contacts!
So I didn't want my mom going through my laptop, so I put a touch screen on it where you just have to tap the screen to unlock it. Jokes on her, she doesn't have any fingers.
People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."
Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."
Women: “Men used to go to war, now they go to clubs.”
Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked, now it’s $3.99.”
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
BTW, I am one, wahahaa!
I'm so depressed that when I smile, my Face ID doesn't recognize me.
Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.
How are Xbox servers like hookers? First they take my money, and then they go down on me.
How did the computer get out of the house?
He used windows.
What's the difference between my sister and my phone? I don't give a damn if my phone dies.
Little Johnny tried phone sex, but the holes were too small.
Why do Indians have a red dot on their head?
Because they're recording.
What's the difference between my phone and my sister?
I actually give a damn if my phone dies.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the wifi.
Where do keyboards go to have dinner?
The space bar!!!
My grandfather says I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
So, Duracell batteries do run out.
Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?
She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.
