Technology jokes
How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?
Computers are females because when they're down, you always charge her.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
Why can’t orphans have a computer?
Because they don’t have a home page.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.
My friend is an amazing hacker. He cut down 23 trees already.
I made a website for an orphan.
It had no homepage.
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
How on God's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone?
JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
Two antennas got married. The ceremony dragged on, but the reception was excellent.
Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"
TDS - Too Damn Slow!
What did Stephen Hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter? Beep boop beep beep boop.
Why can't an orphan have an iPad?
They can't find the home button.