Technology jokes
Who wants to buy my new NFT?
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
Guys to wind the clock up?
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He traveled too far from the outlet.
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
When the phone is ringing, Dad says, "If it's for me, don't answer it."
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
Picture of yo mama last Christmas and the damn thing’s still printing.
What do robots 🤖 shave with?
Laser blades!
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?
"It has no home button."
Yo mama so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
What is this website?
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted. Me and my dad were just texting.