Technology jokes
Women: “Men used to go to war, now they go to clubs.”
Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked, now it’s $3.99.”
Why don't phones wear glasses? Because they have contacts!
People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."
Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"Windows 10 shutting down."
So I didn't want my mom going through my laptop, so I put a touch screen on it where you just have to tap the screen to unlock it. Jokes on her, she doesn't have any fingers.
Ps5 in black looks clean af
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
BTW, I am one, wahahaa!
What kind of music do wind turbines like?
They are big, heavy metal fans!
How are Xbox servers like hookers? First they take my money, and then they go down on me.
I'm so depressed that when I smile, my Face ID doesn't recognize me.
What's the difference between my sister and my phone? I don't give a damn if my phone dies.
Little Johnny tried phone sex, but the holes were too small.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Where do keyboards go to have dinner?
The space bar!!!
What's the difference between my phone and my sister?
I actually give a damn if my phone dies.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the wifi.
So, Duracell batteries do run out.
Why do Indians have a red dot on their head?
Because they're recording.
My grandfather says I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn't brown the meat.
Why did the blondie put her iPad in the blender? To make apple juice.