Are you Wi-Fi? Because I think I am finding a connection.
If Stephen Hawking is dying, where do I take him, Currys PC World, or a hospital?
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled too far away from the outlet on the wall.
People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."
Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."
So I didn't want my mom going through my laptop, so I put a touch screen on it where you just have to tap the screen to unlock it. Jokes on her, she doesn't have any fingers.
Women: “Men used to go to war, now they go to clubs.”
Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked, now it’s $3.99.”
Why don't phones wear glasses? Because they have contacts!
I'm so depressed that when I smile, my Face ID doesn't recognize me.
How are Xbox servers like hookers? First they take my money, and then they go down on me.
Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
BTW, I am one, wahahaa!
What's the difference between my sister and my phone? I don't give a damn if my phone dies.
How did the computer get out of the house?
He used windows.
Little Johnny tried phone sex, but the holes were too small.
Why do Indians have a red dot on their head?
Because they're recording.
Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?
She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.
What's the difference between my phone and my sister?
I actually give a damn if my phone dies.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the wifi.
So, Duracell batteries do run out.
Where do keyboards go to have dinner?
The space bar!!!
