My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don't get of it, I'm not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
What feature does an orphan's phone not have? A home button.
what do astronauts eat off of................ a satellite dish
My grandfather says Iβm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
How does Steven hawking take a shit he logs out
What noise does Steven hawkings make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune
The Titanic, just like my phone IT JUST WON'T SYNC
Edit: Never mind it started to sync...
My grandad said I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
I saw a robbery at the Apple store.
Am I an iWitness?
I'm shocked, my new toaster isn't waterproof
I tried phone sex once. But the holes were too small.
What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabites.
I like my women like I like my traction control disabled.
Orphans maybe got Phones,but they dont have a Home-Button.
I've been trying to use Google Maps in Ukraine, but I couldn't because I only saw Russia.
if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
I love the smell of my F5 key. -- It's very refreshing.
Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into towers.
Why did the computer go to the doctor ?
Because it had a virus
