Technology jokes
I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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Dad/Mom: Son, you're adopted.
Son: I know. *holds up daddy's phone that has the text of them talking about it.*
Dad: Babe, we need to talk.
Mom: Okay......
Dad: He's grounded.
Mom: You're right, you're grounded! Oh, and I'm dumping you.
Son: Am I getting a new daddy?
Mom: Soon honey, soon....
Dad: I really shouldn't have let her know I cheating.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?
He can’t walkie or talkie.
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
I love my new phone.
What’s something you can say in bed and in a Zoom meeting?
"Do you want the cameras on or off?"
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
How do you call an American bee?
USB.
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.
What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?
Me: I know how to use a microwave!
Also me: Mom! The microwave is on fire!
True story.
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
I made a website for orphans.
It does not have a home page.
I made a website about orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.