Technology jokes
Google is a woman because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before it makes suggestions.
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the Switch.
Is Google a girl or a boy?
Obviously a girl, because it won't let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."
Yo mama is so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
There was a power outage.
Just got an iPhone 12 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.
Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.
They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn't have a homepage.
Dogs can't operate MRI machines.
But cat scan!
A normal kid brings an MP3 to school.
A rich kid brings an MP4 to school.
A quiet kid brings an MP5.
Your mama is so stupid, she bought tickets for Xbox Live.
I was in a library and a black guy came up to me.
"Where's the coloured printer?" he said.
"Mate, it's 2025, you can use any printer you want," I replied.
What do depressed people use for emotions online?
They use EMOjis.
Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?
She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.
I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.
If Stephen Hawking is dying, where do I take him, Currys PC World, or a hospital?
My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.