Technology jokes

NASA found water on Mars.

Mars - 1

Africa - 0

When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the Switch.

Is Google a girl or a boy?

Obviously a girl, because it won't let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.

Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."

What's the difference between a phone and a girl? You can turn it off whenever you want.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

There was a power outage.

Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...

Girl, scan the code on your wrist!

Yo mama is so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.

I knocked on Stephen Hawking's door, but nobody answered...

All I got was "error 404 page not found."

I made a website for orphans. It doesn't have a homepage.

Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.

They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.

Dogs can't operate MRI machines.

But cat scan!

A normal kid brings an MP3 to school.

A rich kid brings an MP4 to school.

A quiet kid brings an MP5.

What do depressed people use for emotions online?

They use EMOjis.

Carrie Underwood and ChatGPT are not the same. ChatGPT is able to create a soul.

Google is a woman because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before it makes suggestions.

Your mama is so stupid, she bought tickets for Xbox Live.

Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.

If Stephen Hawking is dying, where do I take him, Currys PC World, or a hospital?

My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.