Technology jokes
Is Google a girl or a boy?
Obviously a girl, because it won't let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.
Yo mama is so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
There was a power outage.
Just got an iPhone 12 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.
Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.
They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn't have a homepage.
Your mama is so stupid, she bought tickets for Xbox Live.
Dogs can't operate MRI machines.
But cat scan!
A normal kid brings an MP3 to school.
A rich kid brings an MP4 to school.
A quiet kid brings an MP5.
What do depressed people use for emotions online?
They use EMOjis.
I was in a library and a black guy came up to me.
"Where's the coloured printer?" he said.
"Mate, it's 2025, you can use any printer you want," I replied.
Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?
She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.
I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.
If Stephen Hawking is dying, where do I take him, Currys PC World, or a hospital?
My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
Do emo kids get jealous of their phone when it dies?
Are you Wi-Fi? Because I think I am finding a connection.
I knocked on Stephen Hawking's door, but nobody answered...
All I got was "error 404 page not found."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled too far away from the outlet on the wall.
Why did God make men?
Because you can't teach a vibrator how to mow the lawn...