Technology jokes
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.
So I walked into my bathroom to clean some stuff, and no one ever told me you can't put phones in the bathtub!
Putting WiFi in the morgue to enable live streaming.
My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.
Yo mama's so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.
Why don't orphans have phones?
Because they have no home buttons.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?
"It has no home button."
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?
WiFi chips or his shoulder?
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
Because they can't press the home button.
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted. Me and my dad were just texting.