Is Google a girl or a boy?
Obviously a girl, because it won't let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."
What's the difference between a phone and a girl? You can turn it off whenever you want.
Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...
Girl, scan the code on your wrist!
Yo mama is so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.
When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the Switch.
What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.
i made a website for orphans,it doesn't have a homepage
I knocked on Stephen Hawking's door, but nobody answered...
All I got was "error 404 page not found."
Google is a woman because it doesnβt let you finish a sentence before it makes suggestions.
Your mama is so stupid, she bought tickets for Xbox Live.
What do depressed people use for emotions online?
They use EMOjis.
Dogs can't operate MRI machines.
But cat scan!
A normal kid brings an MP3 to school.
A rich kid brings an MP4 to school.
A quiet kid brings an MP5.
Carrie Underwood and ChatGPT are not the same. ChatGPT is able to create a soul.
Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.
They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.
My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
Do emo kids get jealous of their phone when it dies?
Are you Wi-Fi? Because I think I am finding a connection.
Just got an iPhone 12 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.
