Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.
Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.
I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
I saw a robbery at the Apple store.
Am I an iWitness?
I tried phone sex once. But the holes were too small.
I'm shocked, my new toaster isn't waterproof
What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabites.
Orphans maybe got Phones,but they dont have a Home-Button.
I like my women like I like my traction control disabled.
if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
I've been trying to use Google Maps in Ukraine, but I couldn't because I only saw Russia.
I love the smell of my F5 key. -- It's very refreshing.
Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into towers.
Why did the computer go to the doctor ?
Because it had a virus
Stephen hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, "Not now."
Stephen hawking isn’t dead he’s just can’t walk to the shop and get new batteries 🙄
How is Steven hawking so smart... he uploads it to his software
why is an iphone x perfect for an orphan? because it doesnt have a home button
If Stephen Hawkins was so Fucking Smart , Why hasn't he learned to walk yet ?
