Technology jokes

Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.

The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.

NASA found water on Mars.

Mars - 1

Africa - 0

When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the Switch.

Is Google a girl or a boy?

Obviously a girl, because it won't let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.

Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."

How did Stephen Hawking die?

There was a power outage.

Yo mama is so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.

I knocked on Stephen Hawking's door, but nobody answered...

All I got was "error 404 page not found."

I made a website for orphans. It doesn't have a homepage.

Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.

They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.

I was in a library and a black guy came up to me.

"Where's the coloured printer?" he said.

"Mate, it's 2025, you can use any printer you want," I replied.

Your mama is so stupid, she bought tickets for Xbox Live.

Dogs can't operate MRI machines.

But cat scan!

A normal kid brings an MP3 to school.

A rich kid brings an MP4 to school.

A quiet kid brings an MP5.

What do depressed people use for emotions online?

They use EMOjis.

If Stephen Hawking is dying, where do I take him, Currys PC World, or a hospital?

My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.

Do emo kids get jealous of their phone when it dies?