What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
This is NOT my joke i found it on google its a texting joke Mom:Son youre grandma just passed away LOL Son:mom what do you mean LOL that means laughing out loud Mom:oh no i thought that meant lots of love i have to text everyone back!!!!
What was stephan Hawkins last words\windows10shutting down
People be like: What happened to fruit ninja? It was on your phone, Me: I upgraded now i can play on my pro max thigh/wrists
The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals. I hacker, a rapist, a serial killer and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial decides that she want’s to change, but when she see a knife she just can’t help it. He bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist get teleported back to prison
The orphanage was open in apps but I didn’t see the home button.
What was Steven Hawking's favourite toy?
Hot Wheels
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
Why did the blondie put her ipad in the blender: to make apple juice.
What is Steven Hawkins favourite food? Micro chips
Is Stephen hawking under warranty, if so can I bring him back to currys pc world?
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a Megabyte and some micro chips.
What's a aliens favorite computer key?
the space bar!
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked?
"Stop it! It hertz so much!"
Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.
Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.
I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...
I once told siri, "Hey Siri, why am i still single?" she opened the front camera.
Could a phone booth also be called a chatterbox?
hey guys wish me luck on my game AI-Nassr vs RaedAl-Raed. and i have 604 million followers on instagram but we are not gonna be able to beat that but can we get to 69 followers please and thankyou
What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?
A robot can feign empathy.
