What was Steven Hawking's favourite toy?
Hot Wheels
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Why did the blondie put her ipad in the blender: to make apple juice.
What is Steven Hawkins favourite food? Micro chips
Is Stephen hawking under warranty, if so can I bring him back to currys pc world?
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a Megabyte and some micro chips.
What's a aliens favorite computer key?
the space bar!
I once told siri, "Hey Siri, why am i still single?" she opened the front camera.
People be like: What happened to fruit ninja? It was on your phone, Me: I upgraded now i can play on my pro max thigh/wrists
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked?
"Stop it! It hertz so much!"
hey guys wish me luck on my game AI-Nassr vs RaedAl-Raed. and i have 604 million followers on instagram but we are not gonna be able to beat that but can we get to 69 followers please and thankyou
Could a phone booth also be called a chatterbox?
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don't get of it, I'm not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
What feature does an orphan's phone not have? A home button.
what do astronauts eat off of................ a satellite dish
How does Steven hawking take a shit he logs out
What noise does Steven hawkings make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune
My grandad said I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
The Titanic, just like my phone IT JUST WON'T SYNC
Edit: Never mind it started to sync...
