Technology jokes
If I die, delete my search history.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?
Yo mama so fat, I stood next to her and lost cell phone reception.
Q: Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?
A: So when they come into port they can Scan-Da-Navy-In!
Stephen Hawking just died. Have they tried rebooting him to factory settings?
He's not really dead, his update failed.
Why are we depressed? Is it because of that bully in your school, or because you have acne? How about when you listen to your sad song playlist? Maybe it's because you have no friends? Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake? T^T
What is the first thing the disabled download on iTunes?
"They see me rolling, they hatin'."
What's the difference between a phone and a girl? You can turn it off whenever you want.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies?
The Windows shutdown sound plays.
What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using the computer?
There is sperm on the computer screen.
The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, ...
so Trump can't tweet it.
Carrie Underwood and ChatGPT are not the same. ChatGPT is able to create a soul.
Google is a woman because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before it makes suggestions.
Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the Switch.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."