Technology jokes
I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.
What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.
When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
I started a band called 999 megabytes... we still haven't gotten a gig.
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot.
Memes
If I die, delete my search history.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?
Yo mama so fat, I stood next to her and lost cell phone reception.
Stephen Hawking just died. Have they tried rebooting him to factory settings?
Q: Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?
A: So when they come into port they can Scan-Da-Navy-In!
He's not really dead, his update failed.
Why are we depressed? Is it because of that bully in your school, or because you have acne? How about when you listen to your sad song playlist? Maybe it's because you have no friends? Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake? T^T
My father said I'm too reliant on technology.
I called him a hypocrite, and unplugged his life support.
What is the first thing the disabled download on iTunes?
"They see me rolling, they hatin'."
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies?
The Windows shutdown sound plays.
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using the computer?
There is sperm on the computer screen.
The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, ...
so Trump can't tweet it.
What's the difference between a phone and a girl? You can turn it off whenever you want.
Google is a woman because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before it makes suggestions.
Carrie Underwood and ChatGPT are not the same. ChatGPT is able to create a soul.