Technology jokes
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always have BARS on their GPS.
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.
Your computer just went in my bathroom and took a shit because you put too much chili in the bowl.
I gave a deaf kid AirPods.
Danny just bought a new game from Steam for a penny.
About one hour later, Danny asks his mother: "Mom, I am not able to start the game."
Mom asked, "Why?"
Danny answers: "It says 'Press any key' on the screen, but I can't find an 'Any' button on my keyboard."
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
I am so depressed! I get jealous when my phone dies.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
How on God's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone?
JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.
If you scanned my thigh, it would show up as a package of Oreos on the screen.
Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.