22. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. 24. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back. 31. My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
Walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by him self and he looked like he needed a hand so i offered to help, he said this is not a big screen TV its a Kindle!!
Steven Hawking died because he was to far away from the Wi-Fi router
STEPHEN HAWKINS ISNT ACCTUALLY DEAD HE IS JUST HAVING A UPDATE
If Stephen Hawking Gets a Heart Attack, where do you go, The hospital or curry’s PC World
why do orphans get iphone 11's because it has no home page
i like my men like i like my alexa by my bed and turned on
Did you know the Bible has a passage about killing babies by smashing them against rocks? That's probably because microwaves hadn't been invented yet.
What STD can you get from phone sex?
Hearing AIDS
facial detection? more like racial detection
What do phones and orphans have in common? They selfie. (Its because they don't have parents)
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."
my mom told me to unplug all the electronics so i unplugged my grandma Life Support
it was just a big hunter killer drone
What’s an orphans favourite phone? An iPhone 14 cos it doesn’t have a home button
why shouldnt orphans get a phone?
they would get stuck in a app because they cant find the home button
Putting wifi in the morgue to enable live streaming
I'd make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working. They had to call an archeologist.
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life well I'm on this app 24/7 so do I have no point in life 24/7 or am I just weird and unwanted?
