Technology jokes

What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?

They're both turned on by kids.

Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?

Mother: He died.

Daughter: How did he die?

Mother: He never got recharged.

I’m happy to be with my EA when I go to school.

How can you tell that a website was made by an orphan?

It doesn’t have a home page.

He's not dead, his batteries have run out.

How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?

He spills coffee on his iPad.

What's a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer.

Did you know that new Teslas don't come with the new car smell?

They come with an Elon Musk.

Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.

Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.

I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.

I donated a computer to the orphanage...

It didn’t have a motherboard.

Dear disabled people, simply go to settings and enable it.

What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.

Why was the computer so good at golf? Because he had a hard drive.

Why don’t Asians use phones?

Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!

I gave a deaf kid air pods for his birthday.

Did you hear about the new German microwave? It has ten seats in it.

What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't follow you after you put a load in it.

What is the strongest weapon in India?

The red button (this is a fact).