Technology jokes
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always have BARS on their GPS.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Stephen Hawking died because he tried downloading a free version of Windows 10.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?
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Why did I give an orphan the iPhone X?
Because it is the first one without a home button.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
Your mama is so fat, the photo I took of her last Christmas is still printing.
It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID.
None of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently.
Why do orphans always ask Alexa to order milk?
Because their dad never brought it home.
Me: I been up all night, no sleep--
The lie detector I didn’t know I had: Lie.
Me: stfu! I’m just singing!
Lie detector: You literally listen to music all the time... you almost don’t even sleep!
Me: THEN WHY THE FUCK DID TOU SAY IT’S A LIE, WHEN I SAID I DIDN’T SLEEP?!
Lie detector: It’s 3:00 AM in 8 minutes, you usually close your eyes to sleep when it’s 5:00 AM... You get waken up at 7:00 AM... you only sleep two hours......
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because there was a power cut.
What do you call a midget that waves at you?
A microwave.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
How did the digital clock show off to its mother?
Look, Ma, no hands!
When you try to close a Google ad because it was covering content, but it was covered by "Ad closed by Google."
What do crows use when they get a phone?
A "CAWing" card!
Your forehead is so big, you think in 4K.