Technology jokes
Mommy is a YouTuber, she can never spend time with me.
Why was the Computer late to work?
'Coz it had a hard drive... LMAO
How many apps did he download?
Well, he did run out of storage.
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I don’t see what’s coming up, but I don’t know why I am sending, so it will be random or funny or just stupid, LOL. So like and subscribe and...
My grandpa said I'm too reliant on technology... so I screamed that he was a hypocrite and I unplugged his life support.
Redmi
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
Fortnite Android Beta
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD
Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
What did grandpa say before he died in the hospital bed?
"Boy, could you put my phone on charging?"
Why was the computer so good at golf? Because he had a hard drive.
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite's orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
How does a tree get online? They log in.
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
What kind of pictures do turtles take?
Shelfies.
Dad/Mom: Son, you're adopted.
Son: I know. *holds up daddy's phone that has the text of them talking about it.*
Dad: Babe, we need to talk.
Mom: Okay......
Dad: He's grounded.
Mom: You're right, you're grounded! Oh, and I'm dumping you.
Son: Am I getting a new daddy?
Mom: Soon honey, soon....
Dad: I really shouldn't have let her know I cheating.
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!