Technology jokes
He's not dead, his batteries have run out.
I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.
I went to see my grandfather in the hospital because I wanted to get to know him better before he passed, maybe take a selfie with him. But when I got there my phone died, so I unplugged a vacuum to plug in my phone. And it turns out he only knows Spanish, so when he kept saying, "Me desconectaste el soporte de mi vida," I thought he wanted water. But when I got back with the water he was asleep, and now my phone was charged, so I translated what he said. And it was, "You unplugged my life support." That's when I called the doctor...
Good news is, I got one sick selfie!
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They're both turned on by kids.
What's the difference between a PC and a 6 year old? I don't have to clean out my PC.
What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?
Because they are afraid of American airdrops.
Why was the computer so good at golf? Because he had a hard drive.
Did you know that new Teslas don't come with the new car smell?
They come with an Elon Musk.
What's a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer.
Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
I donated a computer to the orphanage...
It didn’t have a motherboard.
Dear disabled people, simply go to settings and enable it.
Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.
What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.
I gave a deaf kid air pods for his birthday.
Why don’t Asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!
Did you hear about the new German microwave? It has ten seats in it.
What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't follow you after you put a load in it.
What is the strongest weapon in India?
The red button (this is a fact).