He's not dead, his batteries have run out.
What's a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer.
Did you know that new Teslas don't come with the new car smell?
They come with an Elon Musk.
What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.
Why was the computer so good at golf? Because he had a hard drive.
Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
I donated a computer to the orphanage...
It didn’t have a motherboard.
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
Dear disabled people, simply go to settings and enable it.
Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.
I gave a deaf kid air pods for his birthday.
Why don’t Asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!
Did you hear about the new German microwave? It has ten seats in it.
What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't follow you after you put a load in it.
What is the strongest weapon in India?
The red button (this is a fact).
How do prisoners call each other? Cell phones.
Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.
So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster... Now it doesn't work.
How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?
He spills coffee on his iPad.
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla
