Technology jokes
I got my orphan kid a phone. She was pressing the home button, but it didn't work.
What do cows listen to on headphones?
moo-sic.
What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?
reCAPTCHA
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They're both turned on by kids.
Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?
Mother: He died.
Daughter: How did he die?
Mother: He never got recharged.
Memes
I’m happy to be with my EA when I go to school.
How can you tell that a website was made by an orphan?
It doesn’t have a home page.
He's not dead, his batteries have run out.
How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?
He spills coffee on his iPad.
What's the difference between a PC and a 6 year old? I don't have to clean out my PC.
What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
I donated a computer to the orphanage...
It didn’t have a motherboard.
Dear disabled people, simply go to settings and enable it.
Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
What's a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer.
Did you know that new Teslas don't come with the new car smell?
They come with an Elon Musk.
Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.
What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.
Why was the computer so good at golf? Because he had a hard drive.
I asked Siri why I am still single; she showed me a pic of my mom riding on my dick!