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Technology jokes

Orphan

How can you tell that a website was made by an orphan?

It doesn’t have a home page.

Seizure

How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?

He spills coffee on his iPad.

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  • Tesla

    Did you know that new Teslas don't come with the new car smell?

    They come with an Elon Musk.

    Memes

    Mama

    Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.

    Emo

    Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.

    Washing Machine

    What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't follow you after you put a load in it.

    Weapon

    What is the strongest weapon in India?

    The red button (this is a fact).

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  • Orphan

    Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.

    Laptop

    So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster... Now it doesn't work.