Technology jokes
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn't have a home page.
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
Voicemailing.
Why was the computer so good at golf? Because he had a hard drive.
"Why am I ugly?"
Google would like to operate your camera.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD
TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y
Why do orphans only have iPhone XR?
Because they don't have home buttons.
Stephen Hawking was an unfaithful man. He had an affair with Alexa.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
Girlfriend: You remind me of a cellphone.
Ex-Boyfriend: How and why?
Girlfriend: Because you're about to die!
You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."
Why did Steven Hawkins die?
Because he got a virus.
What’s something you can say in bed and in a Zoom meeting?
"Do you want the cameras on or off?"
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.