Technology jokes
What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we watch through.
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't need internet, she's already WORLDWIDE.
Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?
Did you hear about the deaf guy's STI?
He got hearing aids.
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
Steven Hawking had dark humor.
Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.
The man who invented Velcro died.
RIP.
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I get turned on when it’s below 10%.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?
He can’t walkie or talkie.
What do you call a nun on a bike?
Virgin Mobile.
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked, "Is this train running on time?" I said, "No, it runs on steam and coal."
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...
Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL.
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.
"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."
Why can't science be combined with religion?
Because science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.
Slade must be WiFi... because I’m not feeling a CONNECTION.