New Technology Jokes - Page 4

You are so adopted that that you don't have a home button on google maps.

what does the trump adminstration use instead of emails? alternative fax

I don't know what an hd is, but my doctor says I have 80 of em'

ENTER PASSWORD.

WRONG.

RESET PASSWORD.

NEW PASSWORD CAN'T BE OLD PASSWORD.

sets fire to computer

It’s just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, Mein Kraft.

my grandma unplugged the internet cable so i unplugged her life support

doctors in the middle ages, Plague doctor: "i must have some herbs to block out bad air" docters now: "God, wtf were we doing back then"

For a present on christmas i gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button

Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.

How are Xbox servers like hookers? First they take my money, and then they go down on me.

I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.

May he rest in pizza.

it was just a big hunter killer drone

somtimes i get jeleous when my phone dies

1) What was Techno's reaction when he died

2) Where did all the orphans go!

PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!

What's the difference between my sister and my phone? I don't give a damn if my phone dies.

Mother, father, and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie.

During dinner time: Father: Son, what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix, Dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: Okay! Okay! I watched porn, Dad. Dad: What? You watched porn? You are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 years of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: started to laugh and said, "Sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!

The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals: a hacker, a rapist, a serial killer, and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial killer decides that she wants to change, but when she sees a knife she just can’t help it. She bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist gets teleported back to prison.