Technology jokes
The man who invented Velcro died.
RIP.
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I get turned on when it’s below 10%.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?
He can’t walkie or talkie.
What do you call a nun on a bike?
Virgin Mobile.
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked, "Is this train running on time?" I said, "No, it runs on steam and coal."
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...
Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL.
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.
"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."
Why can't science be combined with religion?
Because science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.
Slade must be WiFi... because I’m not feeling a CONNECTION.
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.
BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button.
What’s something you can say in bed and in a Zoom meeting?
"Do you want the cameras on or off?"
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
My dad told me "No electronics at the table," so I unplugged my grandma's life support.