Google is a woman because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before it makes suggestions.
Sometimes I think back on all the people I’ve lost and remember why I stopped being a tour guide
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES
Steven Hawking had dark humor. Whenever he turned on his laugh effect it diverted power from his screen brightness.
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE”
It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID
none of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently
Women: “Men used to go to war, now they go to clubs.”
Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked, now it’s $3.99.”
How do you ground a gen z? Make them go outside and socialize
Carrie Underwood and ChatGPT are not the same. ChatGPT is able to create a soul.
What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?
A robot can feign empathy.
So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster... Now it doesn't work
My phone is just like the twin towers they got put in air plane mode
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the home page.
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls? They don't have water.
My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer. I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.
My friend is an amazing hacker. He cut down 23 trees already.
To stop my password getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: StrongBrazilianNut111
Why do orphans suck at web design? They don’t know what a home page is.
If you scanned my thigh it would show up as a package of Oreos on the screen
what do you call a rich Chinese person cha-ching
ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there
siri "I could not find anything for this question"
