Technology

Technology Jokes

Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?

Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!

Sometimes I think back on all the people I’ve lost and remember why I stopped being a tour guide.

Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”

What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?

The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!

Why don't rappers ever get LOST?

Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).