What was Steven Hawking's favourite toy?
Hot Wheels
I was gonna walk up to an emo and say, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
wdid u know that stephon hawking deth was by accident because he pressed shut down instead of sleep mode
i told siri my dog and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up and i said okay.she asked me knock knock and i said who is there and she said not your dog
NASA found water on Mars
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
I once told Siri, "Hey Siri, why am I still single?" She opened the front camera.
What’s an orphans favourite phone? An iPhone 14 cos it doesn’t have a home button
What does an apple company and an orphanage have that are different. Apples actually get picked.... Unlike little Timmy here.... He’s been here for 16 years..
Do emo kids get jealous of their phone when it dies?
I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.
Steven Hawkins don’t have a dick he has a microchip
Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.
People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."
Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."
Orphans maybe got Phones,but they dont have a Home-Button.
what do you call a nerd in space? a space nerd
I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.
Battery 1%
I take one last look at earth as my suit runs out of power
I bought an orphan iphone 8 plus and he said he doesn't want it koz it didn't have a HOME button
Apple made a new product for Chinese people Called the iopener
