Technology jokes
Why can orphans have a phone? Because they can find the home button.
Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.
Have you ever heard of hearing aids?
Yeah, me neither.
🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦁🦁🦁🐩🐖🐒🐷🐵🐎+/;!¥/%? Fuckfuckfuuk of your own is also a joke about your relationship with Google and Twitter users who don't know what they think of their own personal life, and the way they have been involved since the last few years of debate is the only thing.
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
Why can't an orphan have an iPad?
They can't find the home button.
Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.
Is anyone else on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop?
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
Why can't orphans have a computer?
They don't have a home page.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
My cousin: Brother, I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile; however, I left it as it is].
Me: So tell me about it then.
My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi.
Me: Somebody? Don’t they have, like, the name of you opponents?
My cousin: No, no, no, the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I.
Me: Ok, my bad. Continue.
My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi, and 5 seconds later, I got kill[ed] by Sum_Fing_Wong.
Me: It’s not wrong! In Call of Duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed.
My cousin: No, no, no, the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G.
Me: My bad again. Do continue.
My cousin: I got so angry I blow[ed] up.
Me: So you got blowed up, by what weapon?
My cousin: By the game.
Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
I like my men like I like my Alexa:
By my bed and turned on.
I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.
If a dog made a computer, it would have a mega bite.
My Grandpa said, “Your generation relies too much on technology!” I replied, “We'll see about that.” Then I unplugged his life support.
Yesterday I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home.
I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.