What is your name in my phone?
I love your house. I have been in your art for.
A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
I made a website that helps orphans. Sadly, it doesn't have a homepage.
Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldn't work until I enabled pop-ups!
Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.
Where did the software developer go?
I don’t know, he ransomware!
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?
You turn off the WiFi router.
Why did the orphan get an iphonX cause theirs no home button
What is the difference between Princess Diana and my laptop?
When my laptop crashes, I give a s***
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Algorithm.
Algorithm who?
Think Algorithm to the store.
I named my Ipod Titanic, it's syncing now
Very funny battery joke.
What do depressed people and Apple's have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Why didn't they just switch him on and off again, or switch his batteries?
Cyber Monday
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
