Technology jokes
Yo mama is so ugly, when I took a picture of her, my phone screen cracked.
I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
QoS.
QoS who?
QoS there me me who me and you.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
What were Steven Hawking’s last words?
ERROR 101.
Why don’t Asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!
What is a computer's favorite snack? Cookies!
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.
When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
I was doing a 10km run with my good friend Pessi. As we were setting up our smart watches, the watch voice asked us if we wanted to do a solo run or a group run.
Pessi proceeded to smash both our watches and shout, “I don’t want solo run, I want Penalty!”
Shame on you, Pessi!
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
I made a website for orphans.
It does not have a home page.
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.