Technology jokes
Where do spiders commit crimes?
The Dark Web.
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into 2 skyscrapers.
Your hairline is so bent, not even NASA can find it.
My mom said I rely on my devices too much, so I unplugged her life support.
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard.
I don't think she lskdjfklsdjf.
How cool is NASA?
Not cool at all.
What's the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
One has a home.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
I made a website about orphans.
But I can’t make a home page.
This website is darker than the kid that got arrested last week.
Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?
To try and find their parents.
TRUE STORY!
X-Ray Tech: I broke my arm and went to the hospital. The X-Ray Tech was the hottest blonde I've ever seen.
I threw her ass down on the X-Ray table, ripped her clothes off, ripped off mine and I jumped on top of her!
Then I put the X-ray machine on top of us, turned it on and I looked up on the X-ray monitor and I watched and saw my sperm swimming up inside her!
What's a dying person's least favorite app? TikTok.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?
The fridge actually runs.
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."
Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.
Stephen Hawking's last words were the Windows closing sound.