My brother finally got his driver's license, so he took our new car out for a spin.
At least now I can have his phone he left.
Stephen Hawking's death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.
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How did Steven hawking die? He forgot his log on password
Q: Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?
A: So when they come into port they can Scan-Da-Navy-In!
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?
He had an affair with Alexa.
When you send nudes to your Roblox gf and your uncle’s phone sounds with a text tone...
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
What do you call a crazy computer?
Wired.
This website sucks, it never cites the correct information.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?
Mother: He died.
Daughter: How did he die?
Mother: He never got recharged.
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well, tech-ically we can’t talk.”
how did stephen hawking die he lost internet connection
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
