Technology jokes
I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
Science flies you to the moon, while religion flies you into two towers.
I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
What's the difference between a pregnant one and a light bulb?
One you can unscrew.
Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.
What's missing in an orphanage computer?
"The motherboard."
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?
I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
Because they can't press the home button.
What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.
Why can't an orphan have a website?
... No homepage.
For all the Harry Potter fans:
A VPN is occlumency for smart devices, and our ISP is a legilimens.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
Unpopular opinion about programming but,
"Uncaught TypeError: Cannot read property 'myUnpopularOpinion' of undefined."
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
Where do spiders commit crimes?
The Dark Web.
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.