Technology jokes
What's the difference between a pregnant one and a light bulb?
One you can unscrew.
Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.
What's missing in an orphanage computer?
"The motherboard."
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?
I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
Because they can't press the home button.
What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.
Why can't an orphan have a website?
... No homepage.
For all the Harry Potter fans:
A VPN is occlumency for smart devices, and our ISP is a legilimens.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
Unpopular opinion about programming but,
"Uncaught TypeError: Cannot read property 'myUnpopularOpinion' of undefined."
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
Where do spiders commit crimes?
The Dark Web.
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into 2 skyscrapers.
Your hairline is so bent, not even NASA can find it.
My mom said I rely on my devices too much, so I unplugged her life support.
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard.
I don't think she lskdjfklsdjf.
How cool is NASA?
Not cool at all.