A orphan went up to nicolas tesla and asked to travel in time he then saw his parents put him in a building saying you now live here!!
I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Discord.
Discord who?
I need discord to plug in the phone.
What pictures did turtles take?
Shell-fies!
how manny guun can ocpus held
9
What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?
I don't know... I just fly the drone.
Q: If an electric train heads south, which way does the steam go?
A: No steam.
I’m happy to be with my EA when I go to school.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked?
"Stop it! It hertz so much!"
Steven Hawking lost the wifi connection on March 14, 2018.
What do crows use when they get a phone?
A "CAWing" card!
when a kinderX=MsgBox("you do not have permission to delete this item",2+64,"error")the abcsgarten teacher askes a kid to sing alphabet he said ab3defg teacher said do you like 3d he said yeah teacher yelled ok do you have a3ds yeah he said teacher goes ito his bag and sais say abcs or your 3ds will be destroyed he says ab3defghijlmnopqrs oh he learned well the teacher thrw the 3ds out the window the kid gets it and it still wirks then he googles abcs it goes to youtube and says abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz teacher is proud of the 3ds the class went home tekll ing pa
Most annoying thing...
When we send something in WhatsApp thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks...
How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.
When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the Switch.
Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?
She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.
How does Stephen Hawking go to the toilet? He logs out.
What do you call a creepy IT teacher?
A PDF file.
1979: I bet there will be "flying cars" in "the future."
2019: The flying cars future.
I was setting a voice recognition password for my new phone, and a dog nearby barked and ran away. Now I'm still looking for that dog to unlock my phone.
