Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?
Technology Jokes
Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
I've been trying to use Google Maps in Ukraine, but I couldn't because I only saw Russia.
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
Orphans can't find the home page.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
I saw a robbery at the Apple store.
Am I an iWitness?
I tried to have phone sex once.
But the holes were too small.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.
I can go to Walmart and scan my wrists. It'll say "antidepressants." ✨
Yo mama so fat, I stood next to her and lost cell phone reception.
Why do Indians have a red dot on their head?
Because they're recording.
You're so skinny, you could travel through a fax!
I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times. 😏
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
"Get off your computer, Jessie Jex."
