Technology jokes
What is the difference between shroud and a shroud imposter?
Shroud uses reddit, and the imposter uses WJE.
Reddit king and q, I really dgaf what you say, you guys are practically obsessed with me cuz ur leaving hate comments on almost all my jokes, so stop. You're obviously gonna look bad if you just insult meh jokes.
If you guys dont like my jokes, you can just dislike and not leave a comment, ok?
What phone do midgets use?
A MICROphone.
What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?
Spam.
What do depressed people use for emotions online?
They use EMOjis.
So I saw a 15 year old kid near a 15 year old girl checking her out.
Then I told him, "What are you doing?"
He told me he will decorate her locker, donate a lot of money to her, and buy her a lot of stuff.
He then told me how easy would that be?
I told him: "That sounds pretty SIMPle."
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop?
So that he could design his own “website.”
What does iCloud eat for lunch?
Your documents.
My grandad broke his legs.
To cheer him up, I bought him a Walkman.
What kind of vacuum does an abortion center use? A: Dyson.
Why did Billy kill himself with a TV remote?
He wasn't even REMOTELY close to being happy.
Pickup line: Are you the internet? 'Cause I feel a connection.
What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet.
Hate when my phone dies instead of me :))
Hi, I did not text back to text her and dad, now I’m texting her. Now I’m.
Me: I know how to use a microwave!
Also me: Mom! The microwave is on fire!
True story.
Me: I know how to use a microwave!
Also me: Mom! The microwave is on fire!
Why do all orphans get iPhone X's?
There isn't a home button.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.
What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."