Technology jokes
Error code 404. "Will to live" not found.
Smileandtalk.exe has stopped working.
Last Christmas, I took a picture of your mom.
It's still printing.
Why was the Computer late to work?
'Coz it had a hard drive... LMAO
Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
There was a car accident, and the cops pull up to the crime scene to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said, "What happened here?" She responded by saying, "A car crash." They then asked, "But how did it happen?" She responded, "The cars crashed into each other." They finally said, "But why did it happen?" The lady said, "Oh, I know where you're going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas pedal, the car goes forward, and they both pushed it, so they both went forward and hit each other." One cop said, "Never mind, ma'am," and they started walking away.
The blonde lady then said, "Oh, and officers, my computer froze. Do you think I should put it in the microwave or in the oven?"
Why couldn't the orphan use his iPhone 6?
He couldn't find the home button.
Voicemailing.
Who remembers when ‘tweeting’ meant “stabbing a hooker”?
Hi, I did not get your email address. I sent you a...
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.
What type of clock is both cringe and an app?
TikTok.
What is a fruit's favorite way to call someone?
WhatsApple.
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
What is the difference between shroud and a shroud imposter?
Shroud uses reddit, and the imposter uses WJE.
Reddit king and q, I really dgaf what you say, you guys are practically obsessed with me cuz ur leaving hate comments on almost all my jokes, so stop. You're obviously gonna look bad if you just insult meh jokes.
If you guys dont like my jokes, you can just dislike and not leave a comment, ok?
What phone do midgets use?
A MICROphone.
What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?
Spam.
What do depressed people use for emotions online?
They use EMOjis.
So I saw a 15 year old kid near a 15 year old girl checking her out.
Then I told him, "What are you doing?"
He told me he will decorate her locker, donate a lot of money to her, and buy her a lot of stuff.
He then told me how easy would that be?
I told him: "That sounds pretty SIMPle."
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"