Voicemail jokes

Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.

Voicemailing.

Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!

Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.

When someone calls you, say this: "Hi, welcome to Dave’s Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"

Call me Willma, will my balls fit ya mouth?

Someone butt-dialed me again yesterday. It seems that only assholes want to speak to me.

What's the difference between a phone and a girl? You can turn it off whenever you want.

Horror movies don't scare me. 5 missed calls from my mum scares me.