Voicemail jokes

Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.

Voicemailing.

Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!

Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.

Someone butt-dialed me again yesterday. It seems that only assholes want to speak to me.

Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number.

What's the difference between a phone and a girl? You can turn it off whenever you want.

Could a phone booth also be called a chatterbox?

Little Johnny tried phone sex, but the holes were too small.