Voicemail jokes
Voicemailing.
Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!
Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.
Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.
Mom! (DYM 3)
My mom calls me.
Me: WHAT MOM?
No answer.
Me: WHAT?
Mom!
Mom!