Technology jokes
Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop?
So that he could design his own “website.”
What does iCloud eat for lunch?
Your documents.
My grandad broke his legs.
To cheer him up, I bought him a Walkman.
What kind of vacuum does an abortion center use? A: Dyson.
Why did Billy kill himself with a TV remote?
He wasn't even REMOTELY close to being happy.
Pickup line: Are you the internet? 'Cause I feel a connection.
What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet.
Hate when my phone dies instead of me :))
Hi, I did not text back to text her and dad, now I’m texting her. Now I’m.
Me: I know how to use a microwave!
Also me: Mom! The microwave is on fire!
True story.
Me: I know how to use a microwave!
Also me: Mom! The microwave is on fire!
Why do all orphans get iPhone X's?
There isn't a home button.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.
What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."
I think my penis has facial recognition.
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted. Me and my dad were just texting.
Stephen Hawking went bankrupt after he found out somebody in his house was costing him way too much money on electricity bills.
He just couldn’t figure out who.
My sister just sits on the toilet with her iPad, then I go to do something at the sink and she says, "Bella, give me toilet paper!" Then I am annoyed, like super annoyed.