Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."
Fucking Windows updates!
How did Steven Hawking die?
His wife needed a charger and plugged him out.
Did you try the digital egg padlock? Because it is very easy to crack the code.
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?
Did you hear he died of a virus? A computer virus.
What were Steven Hawking's last words?
Error 404 File Not Found.
Who needs storage on a computer? Just use an Asian's brain.
Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the wifi.
Whatâs Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?
WiFi chips or his shoulder?
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of WiFi.
You know when you sign up for something and it says "I'm not a robot"? I guess he never had the chance to tick that.
Havenât they switched him off and then back on yet?
I knocked on Stephen Hawking's door, but nobody answered...
All I got was "error 404 page not found."
Why was it cold in Stephen Hawking's house?
Because he had a new window open...
Guys, I guess with all these storms there was a power cut in his house.
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoinđ
