Taste jokes

I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"

He said, "Dogs."

I said, "Why?"

He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."

Dark humor is like food; some people get it, others don't...

Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's too cheesy.

My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.

What's the best cheese in the world?

Dick cheese.

What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?

Depends.

How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sisters pussy taste funny

Me: Hey friend!

Friend: Yes?

Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, smelling, _, tasting, hearing.

Friend: Touch.

Me: What do you spawn on Minecraft always? (jk only 99.99%)

Friend: Grass.

Me: And you get?

Friend: Touch grass.

I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza, but it's really... cheesy. I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this.

Little Sally comes home from school one day and says to her mom, "Mommy, mommy, you won’t believe it! Little Johnny just pulled out his PP in class." The mother responded, "Well, what did it look like?" Sally said, "It looks like a peanut." The mother said, "Oh, it was small." "No, it was salty," said Sally.

Dead baby jokes never get old...

Like this post if you think pineapple belongs on pizza.

Me and my friends were having a party the other day when some bitch came bitching about the noise. Thankfully, she was hot and had a nice ass, so it was enjoyable raping her.

The next day when I woke up, I found her body only half eaten. Her lower body was still intact, so I went for seconds to fuck off the hangover. Then I had breakfast. Her ass tasted good with some ketchup.

Dark humor is like food: Not everybody gets it.

I like my women like I like my chocolate.

Edible.

Anyone who says they don't like cats has never had one cooked right...

I like my women like I like my coffee: nice, fresh, and dead.

I like my women like I like my coffee.

Without other people's dicks in it.

I like CHEESE!

What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of your mouth, while the other one doesn't!