Dead baby jokes never get old...
Like this post if you think pineapple belongs on pizza.
Me and my friends were having a party the other day when some bitch came bitching about the noise. Thankfully, she was hot and had a nice ass, so it was enjoyable raping her.
The next day when I woke up, I found her body only half eaten. Her lower body was still intact, so I went for seconds to fuck off the hangover. Then I had breakfast. Her ass tasted good with some ketchup.
I like my women like I like my chocolate.
Edible.
Anyone who says they don't like cats has never had one cooked right...
I like my women like I like my coffee: nice, fresh, and dead.
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Without other people's dicks in it.
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of your mouth, while the other one doesn't!
I like my girls like my coffee: Flat and white.
Random couple after their first night:
Husband: It was very tasty. 🥵
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: Does anyone had taste it before?
Wife: ☠️
SOOOO my sister said her first bad word yesterday. "Shit." My mum was like, "What did you just say, child?"
Sister: "I said the cat shits inside like the dog shi- uh oh......"
Now I've avoided this stuff by making my own word: Sugarplum. Sugarplum = shit...
My sister made some pie, and it tasted horribly... so I said this.... "This pie is very sugarplum-y." She said, "What do you mean by that?" I said, "It tastes like sugarplums..."
I like my women like I like my steak...
Bloody.
Why did the banana like the movie?
Because it was apeeling.
When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died. Hahahahah!
I have tried coke; it is not my cup of tea.
Hi guys, the prankster is back!
I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...
When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!
Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!
My girlfriend got COVID.
This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.
Humor is like skin; the darker it gets, the less people like it.
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!
