Support jokes
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
What do you call a best friend that smokes weed?
A pothead. Just because he's your friend, you don't have to support his poor decisions. Jeez, what has America come to?
Why does JD Vance not need a conviction?
His running mate has 34 of them!
Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
Are your hands feeling heavy? Because I can hold them for you.
Why was the stadium so cold?
Because of all its fans!
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!
Why do I support slavery?
Because I’m white.
What's the difference between you and a bench?
A bench can hold a family.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.
I took a pole today. 100% of the people in the tent were unhappy that it collapsed.
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
Don't ever tell somebody depressed to try again.
I went to see my grandfather in the hospital because I wanted to get to know him better before he passed, maybe take a selfie with him. But when I got there my phone died, so I unplugged a vacuum to plug in my phone. And it turns out he only knows Spanish, so when he kept saying, "Me desconectaste el soporte de mi vida," I thought he wanted water. But when I got back with the water he was asleep, and now my phone was charged, so I translated what he said. And it was, "You unplugged my life support." That's when I called the doctor...
Good news is, I got one sick selfie!
There is a new kind of jock strap; it only holds one nut. It is called a Trump supporter.
I told my suicidal friends to stop posting suicidal memes. They said they will stop soon.
I don't got free candy. It costs child support.
Good luck, Gwen, with everything!