Support jokes

Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"

You use your legs as support, you count on your fingers.

when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :)

-> in reality, :( (sob)

depression is no game, and here in this world, we are here for each other, although at times it might not seem like it.

Keep strong, and you'll find the end of the tunnel, but ending the pain and being gone just spreads depression.

How many Trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb?

None, Trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark.

Are your hands feeling heavy? Because I can hold them for you.

My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology.

I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

My grandad said I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

A teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favorite football team is, saying, "Raise your hand if it is Scunthorpe." Every student but one raised their hand. The teacher asks, "Why don't you support Scunthorpe?" The child answers, "My parents support Grimsby, and so do I." The teacher comes back with, "Why are you copying your parents? What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" The child answers, "Then I'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards!"

My grandpa unplugged the AC, so I unplugged his life support.

Hi, if you are suffering with depression and want to talk about it, please do so in the comments, and just know you are NOT alone.

Depression, I got it.

A girlfriend, don't got it.

A life, don't got it.

Help, got it.

Friends, don't got it.

Family, I got it.

Best of all, depression, I got it!!!!!!

My friend’s mother was never a font of sympathy, but always the one to see beyond the darkness.

Upon learning about her daughter’s cancer diagnosis she said, “Well honey, at least you’ll lose some weight!”

My only friend who actually cares: "Stop making suicide jokes, I’m really concerned!"

Me: Okay, I’ll cut it out.

It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.

I told my suicidal friends to stop posting suicidal memes. They said they will stop soon.

me: calls suicide hotline. hotline lady: suicide hotline, how are you doing today? me: not much, just hanging.

My friend was in a crash, so when he got put in a wheelchair, people bullied him, so I told him to stand up for himself.

Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?

This is to the girl/boy named Gwen: Are you okay? I see there is a bunch of haters but DON'T, I repeat, DON'T let the haters get to you. I hope you see this and respond and that you are okay. Please Gwen, be honest.

What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

"If we don’t get some support people will think we are ball sacks..."