What's the difference between me and a rope? The rope doesn't hang from itself
What makes depressed kids jump? Bridges!
How can you save a depressed person from a tree? you cut the rope
I won't reply on every jokes today because I want to say thanks (to everyone) for making funny jokes here... Every time I have a bad day (almost everyday), I always go here and read relatable jokes, its makes me happy and its making me less anxious. I am really stressed on my school works and everything, I feel that I'm being left alone. Everyone compares me to others and all I can do is listen. I don't get enough sleep because of it... Reading these jokes entertain me and making me laugh so hard. *I apologize for my grammar
I’m going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
My son came to me depressed, so I pointed to the spare bedroom and said, "Hang in here, son."
There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidence.
Don't ever tell somebody depressed to try again.
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there, trust me you won’t regret it
Things I would’ve missed if my suicide attempt didn’t fail in 2020 My attempt in 2021 And my attempt this year
When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romnticising their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.. Then you know they're faking depression🙂
If you know it, you know it
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully, he couldn’t stand up for himself
I donated to the LQBTQ community hopefully now they can find a cure
Why can't a orphan play basketball
Because no one will be cheering them on
What is Green and Red and goes round and round? A frog in a blender (this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended) What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? One can support an average family
Guy: My life is like a game, I should end it.
Guy 2: Is it a hard life?
Guy: Yup
Guy 2: Then you can't kill yourself LOL
Guy 3: Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the "game"
Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.
He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
We will miss ya bud..... (cyndagoooooooo)
What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide ? You can't do anything he's already on line
Hello I am Sflugo. I am opening the Pro Orphan Joke Club because a lot of people are sating to get rid of them but we say NO. If you want to join comment and say. #SaveOrphanJokes
Son: Dad, I think I got a girl pregnant. Dad: well is she already part of the family? Son: Yes, why? Dad: then there’s no need to be worried.
