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I was exploring a haunted mansion when I encountered a ghost named Pristiano Penaldo. He asked If I supported Burnley as he wanted to statpad against me. Luckily I pulled out my trusty Liverpool shirt and he disappeared. Shame on you Penaldo.

i was walking today and i saw a emo with a noose looking up at a tree i simply said " hang on there bud!"

i just wanted to say to never let go of family they are everything never let anyone walk all over you and if you are with me like this quote

A depressed man buys a gun for suicide but then thinks "maybe i shouldn't be doing this" and asks a friend for help. He returns with a rope.

I called a Suicide Helpline, but they didn't help me commit suicide. Tbh they really left me hanging there

My friend was feeling low today so I went up to her and said "You know I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life" I don't think she likes me now

My grandpa told me I was too dependent on devices. I told him he was a hypocrite and unplugged him from his life support.

when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :) -> in reality, :( (sob)

depression is no game and here in this world we are here for each other although at times it might not seem like it. keep strong and you'll find the end of the tunnel but ending the pain and bieng gone just spreads depression.

My grandad said I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.