Support jokes
Ok, so let me tell y'all the lore. Basically, what happened was there's these mfs called Rhys and a guy named Mobrur. Mobrur is a fish basically from Bangladesh and Israel, so he's just a fish because he's Netanyahu's cousin, and Liam is from Australia; he's just a white piece of crap.
Basically, what happened was they knocked up each other because they were drunk and jumping on Netanyahu's beer belly, and it was all just a mess. Rhys is trying to get child support and half property from Fish, but he won't give it because he is nasty and claiming what isn't his, and he said, "No one likes you." So to summarize it, he killed him and is in jail now.
And there he met Mooha and he turned straight, Alhamdulillah! EVERYONE SAY ALHAMDULILLAH! He became straight, then Mooha got knocked up in prison and the guards beat them and they died.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.
OMG TYSM FOR HELPING ME REACH 30 FOLLOWERS!
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People always often say to someone who are thinking about suicide that's the easy way out. Don't give up! All I say is I'm not giving up, just I'm giving in, and does it really seem like it's the easiest way out? I don't think so, it's probably the hardest if you ask me, or I would have done it already, but someone's got to do it.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).
I turned the light on, and my dad said turn it off, so I unplugged his life support.
Something you can say about your furniture, but not your partner: "Those legs sure hold a lot of weight."
What's the difference between me and a rope?
A rope will hang with you.
Hey you, the person who's scrolling, I know you might have depression and some feel they can't talk to anyone about it, so in the comments please, if you need to talk to others, if you comment about it and say you need to talk to someone, I promise you that I will talk to you. You are not alone, and even though it seems it won't change and get better, it will, I promise.
Please no harsh comments toward each other.
22. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
24. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
31. My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!
My grandma was telling me to be positive, as I was going in for an AIDS test.
Are you feeling down? Because I’d happily feel you up.
I was sad, so I called the depression hotline. Turns out the depression hotline is where people roast you until you are depressed.
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
My mom said I rely on my devices too much, so I unplugged her life support.