Support jokes

A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid.

Man: "Hang in there! I'm gonna get some help!"

Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said.

RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)

Daniel committed suicide five years ago today......

I was exploring a haunted mansion when I encountered a ghost named Pristiano Penaldo. He asked if I supported Burnley as he wanted to statpad against me. Luckily, I pulled out my trusty Liverpool shirt, and he disappeared. Shame on you, Penaldo.

How do you get a depressed man out of the tree? You cut the rope.

Why do orphans support slavery?

They finally have an owner.

My advice to suicidal people: just hang in there. 🕺

I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"

I called a Suicide Helpline, but they didn't help me commit suicide.

Tbh they really left me hanging there.

My grandfather says I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

Why does an orphan go to church? So they can call someone father and be loved.

My friend was feeling low today, so I went up to her and said, "You know, I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life." I don't think she likes me now.

A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression.

It’s called Trycoxagain.

My grandpa told me I was too dependent on devices. I told him he was a hypocrite and unplugged him from his life support.

A depressed man buys a gun for suicide, but then thinks, "maybe I shouldn't be doing this," and asks a friend for help. He returns with a rope.

I just wanted to say to never let go of family; they are everything. Never let anyone walk all over you. And if you are with me, like this quote.

My handicapped friend was getting bullied. I said, "Just stand up for yourself!"

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they have no one they can call "daddy."

Alzheimer's protesters march chanting. "What do we want? Better treatment... When do we want it? ...Want what?"

Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"

You use your legs as support, you count on your fingers.

when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :)

-> in reality, :( (sob)

depression is no game, and here in this world, we are here for each other, although at times it might not seem like it.

Keep strong, and you'll find the end of the tunnel, but ending the pain and being gone just spreads depression.