Support jokes
Hang in there, you all, Literally.
My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
My son came to me depressed, so I pointed to the spare bedroom and said, "Hang in here, son."
Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
My mom said I rely on my devices too much, so I unplugged her life support.
I support men.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In every step you take, My support stays true.
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
Two muffins are sitting in a bar.
The first muffin says to the bartender, "I'll have the usual."
The second one does not say anything to the bartender because muffins lack the vocal ability of humans, and even with the proper anatomy capable of speech access, they would most certainly be entirely unable to comprehend the human language. In fact, the first muffin would indefinitely not be able to provide speech to the bartender. The muffins also lack the muscular structure to be capable of support themselves to being suspended also preventing their access to movement. Even with the human-like structure, muffins lack brains, which are an essential part of being able to send nerve contact within the legs to be able to move. Also, with them lacking a brain structure entirely prevents them from speech. The anatomy simply prohibits the food items mentioned to be able to carry out any of the tasks required to get them to said bar and be able to speak, thus making the situation untruthful and completely idiotic.
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
Karien: Mom, I don't care if you're dating a new guy, I want you and Dad to be together!
Daiana: Sometimes things don't work out, like when it didn't work between your father and me. Time to move on, Karien.
Karien: Well I'm not moving on! I can't believe you love someone else!
Daiana: Karien, just give him a chance. His name is Derek, he loves cooking, cleaning, and anything that has you doing something.
Karien: That is so boring!
Daiana: Well just work with me please?
Karien: I'll give you a day... 24 hours, Mom!
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
We wrote letters to a kid with cancer.
My letter read, "It's a bumpy road, but soon you will have a straight path."
People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor. Lol.
Lemme just say one thing:
Depression is not funny. Two of my best friends have it, and it's actually quite hard to watch them suffer with it. They cry all the time, they get upset all the time, they either have wanted to or still do want to kill themselves. It's really not funny to joke about depression.
Abortion is a difficult topic for me.
On one hand I support it because it kills children.
On the other hand, it gives women a choice.
When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support.
My mom told me to unplug all the electronics, so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.