Support jokes
The plane crashed. There are 5 seats in Bordeaux and usually 4 parachute seats.
The first song goes: "I am Cristiano Ronaldo, the best player in the world, so fly with the first helmet."
One of Ivanka Trump's former supporters said: "I was the US President's teacher." And take an umbrella and fly.
Former US Secretary of State Donald Trump said: "I am the President of the United States. I am the president of the United States of America, not responsible to the people. Design our package and jump."
"I'm glad," said the next passenger, Popstag, as he approached. Then the boy explained: "I still can't see anyone's problem. The President of the United States is in my bag..."
Ok, so let me tell y'all the lore. Basically, what happened was there's these mfs called Rhys and a guy named Mobrur. Mobrur is a fish basically from Bangladesh and Israel, so he's just a fish because he's Netanyahu's cousin, and Liam is from Australia; he's just a white piece of crap.
Basically, what happened was they knocked up each other because they were drunk and jumping on Netanyahu's beer belly, and it was all just a mess. Rhys is trying to get child support and half property from Fish, but he won't give it because he is nasty and claiming what isn't his, and he said, "No one likes you." So to summarize it, he killed him and is in jail now.
And there he met Mooha and he turned straight, Alhamdulillah! EVERYONE SAY ALHAMDULILLAH! He became straight, then Mooha got knocked up in prison and the guards beat them and they died.
What does a kid at Epstein Island and MAGA supporters have in common?
They both can't get Trump's dick out of their mouth.
What's the worst part about eating vegetables from the hospital?
The life support cord.
You're so boring that you make war veterans die quicker, and yet they're still on life support.
Your family is so cheap that they won't even pay for the child support to keep you.
Something you can say about your furniture, but not your partner: "Those legs sure hold a lot of weight."
I support LGBTQ.
Let's Go Bully The Queers.
Abortion is a difficult topic for me.
On one hand I support it because it kills children.
On the other hand, it gives women a choice.
I asked for emotional support. They handed me a mirror and said, "Talk to someone who cares."
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
Why do I support slavery?
Because I’m white.
No matter how lonely you get, you have Explain Bear.
Explain Bear is always there for you.
When I was feeling suicidal, I called the suicide hotline and they left me hanging.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.
POV: Your grandma is on life support. I would unplug her life support to charge my third phone.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
My friend was in a crash, so when he got put in a wheelchair, people bullied him, so I told him to stand up for himself.
A UN survey asked the following: Please, in your honest opinion, could you give your thoughts on the food shortages in the rest of the world?
It was a failure because:
South Americans don’t know the word “please.”
Eastern Europeans don’t know the word “honest.”
Middle Easterns don’t know the word “opinion.”
Balkans don’t know the word “give.”
Chinese don’t know the word “thoughts.”
Africans don’t know the word “food.”
Western Europeans don’t know the word “shortage.”
Americans don’t know the words “the rest of the world.”
Then they simply explained “just donate healthy food to the global south to help.” But that still didn’t sit right with everyone, because Israelis do not know the word “donate,” and Pacific Islanders do not know the words “healthy food.”
What's the difference between me and my mate...
I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.