Support

Support Jokes

Boob

What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”

Hotline

When I was feeling suicidal, I called the suicide hotline and they left me hanging.

Boob

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.

Wheelchair

My friend was in a crash, so when he got put in a wheelchair, people bullied him, so I told him to stand up for himself.

Survey

A UN survey asked the following: Please, in your honest opinion, could you give your thoughts on the food shortages in the rest of the world?

It was a failure because:

South Americans don’t know the word “please.”

Eastern Europeans don’t know the word “honest.”

Middle Easterns don’t know the word “opinion.”

Balkans don’t know the word “give.”

Chinese don’t know the word “thoughts.”

Africans don’t know the word “food.”

Western Europeans don’t know the word “shortage.”

Americans don’t know the words “the rest of the world.”

Then they simply explained “just donate healthy food to the global south to help.” But that still didn’t sit right with everyone, because Israelis do not know the word “donate,” and Pacific Islanders do not know the words “healthy food.”

Dad

What's the difference between me and my mate...

I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.

Drug

A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression.

It’s called Trycoxagain.

Lightbulb

How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?

The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.

Orphan

Me: Are you an orphan?

Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?

Me: Where's your parents?

Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?

Me: Because it has a home button.

Son

What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?

“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”

Car

I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.