Support jokes
I asked for emotional support. They handed me a mirror and said, "Talk to someone who cares."
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
Why do I support slavery?
Because I’m white.
No matter how lonely you get, you have Explain Bear.
Explain Bear is always there for you.
When I was feeling suicidal, I called the suicide hotline and they left me hanging.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.
POV: Your grandma is on life support. I would unplug her life support to charge my third phone.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
My friend was in a crash, so when he got put in a wheelchair, people bullied him, so I told him to stand up for himself.
A UN survey asked the following: Please, in your honest opinion, could you give your thoughts on the food shortages in the rest of the world?
It was a failure because:
South Americans don’t know the word “please.”
Eastern Europeans don’t know the word “honest.”
Middle Easterns don’t know the word “opinion.”
Balkans don’t know the word “give.”
Chinese don’t know the word “thoughts.”
Africans don’t know the word “food.”
Western Europeans don’t know the word “shortage.”
Americans don’t know the words “the rest of the world.”
Then they simply explained “just donate healthy food to the global south to help.” But that still didn’t sit right with everyone, because Israelis do not know the word “donate,” and Pacific Islanders do not know the words “healthy food.”
What's the difference between me and my mate...
I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression.
It’s called Trycoxagain.
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?
Me: Where's your parents?
Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?
Me: Because it has a home button.
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
What do we want?!
A cure for Tourette's!!
When do we want it?!
Cunt!!!
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.