Support jokes

I'm freshfry. I don't know what Alya's problem is, but just leave her alone, ok? Thanks.

My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.

Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?

Answer: Love.

My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.

What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?

Answer: Attorney General William Barr!

Have they tried switching him off and on again?

When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support.

So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))

Don't commit suicide, that would make DJUNGELSKOG sad!

Why are orphans always sad?

Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.

What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?

"Why not you stand up for yourself?"

I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.

I asked for emotional support. They handed me a mirror and said, "Talk to someone who cares."

My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.

Are there support groups for men?

What did the grandma say at the hospital when you pulled the tube?...................

GBM when he sees Soph (gets a boner) and has sex with Soph but realizes he forgot to put on a condom. Soph: "This is why Arsenal fans are so deluded and retarded."

Normal Fans after they lose the game: Good game, you guys played really well. GBM: "BRO REF WHAT THE BLOODY HELL YOU DELUDED ASS RETARD, OMFG WE LOST BECAUSE OF THIS REF!"

Adapt: Hey Adapt, did you know you're smart? Smart for being retarded. Yo Adapt!! You're so stupid that you gave me your Roblox account info and you said thanks about it!!

Barca fans after the LFC vs Barca game: We bottled it, damn it, we'll win the Copa Del Rey tho. Commie after the LFC vs Barca game: "YOU NEVER WALK ALONEEEEEEEEEE" Normal People: I support only 1 team. Commie: I support Barca, LFC, and AEK!! And I'm the biggest plastic in the server!!

She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.

I made a website to support orphans.

It just needs a home page.

What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.