Support Jokes

When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying

When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder

That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage

Nike isn't helpful for suicidal people. You can't tell them to Just Do It

My friend can't afford to pay his water bill anymore, so I sent him a card, "Get well soon."

What's the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.

I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were "Are you still holding the ladder?"

What's worse than failed attempted suicide? The pity looks people gives you and people keeps u away from 'dangerous' things

I called the rape advice line last night turns out its just for victims

My depressed friend said he wanted to jump off of a bridge but he didn’t wanna commit suicide. I told him if yhu jump and yell parkour, it’ll just be a failed stunt

What’s one of the worst motivational things to say to a suicidal person?

“Hang in there!”

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Me telling depression and suicide joke in front of my friends. My friends: ........ oh wait i dont have any, so nothin to worry about here.

Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathise with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".

how do you help a depressed kid face their fears... u count to 3 and say jump>

like this if you have ever been abused

My father said I'm to reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite, and unplugged his life support

my friend was on wheelchair......he committed suicide yesterday, I remember when i met him last time he told us a good joke and i appreciated him and i told him to become stand up comedian.