Support jokes

My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.

I made a website to support orphans.

It just needs a home page.

A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"

Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.

I support LGBTQ.

Let's Go Bully The Queers.

When you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:

My grandpa is an asshole. The fucker deserved to die. The son of a bitch was using his life support, and I needed to change my iPhone.

I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?

How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?

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I don't got free candy. It costs child support.

Freshfry, my friend, please talk to me!

I'll unplug your life support for my phone that's about to die.

I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.

Friend (Evan): Did you do some dumb shit?

Me: Hell yeah.

Friend (Evan): Did you get us both in trouble?

Me: Hell yeah.

Friend (Evan): Will I still help you because you are my best friend?

Both: FUCK YEAH!

No one has my back like my dad.

When I was feeling suicidal, I called the suicide hotline and they left me hanging.

What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”

Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.

What's the worst part about eating vegetables from the hospital?

The life support cord.

You're so boring that you make war veterans die quicker, and yet they're still on life support.