Support jokes
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?
My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.
I made a website to support orphans.
It just needs a home page.
What does a kid at Epstein Island and MAGA supporters have in common?
They both can't get Trump's dick out of their mouth.
My grandpa is an asshole. The fucker deserved to die. The son of a bitch was using his life support, and I needed to change my iPhone.
When I was feeling suicidal, I called the suicide hotline and they left me hanging.
You're so boring that you make war veterans die quicker, and yet they're still on life support.
What's the worst part about eating vegetables from the hospital?
The life support cord.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.
No one has my back like my dad.
I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?
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I don't got free candy. It costs child support.
I'll unplug your life support for my phone that's about to die.
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.
Friend (Evan): Did you do some dumb shit?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Did you get us both in trouble?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Will I still help you because you are my best friend?
Both: FUCK YEAH!