Support jokes
Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
I made a website to support orphans.
It just needs a home page.
My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.
Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.
My grandpa is an asshole. The fucker deserved to die. The son of a bitch was using his life support, and I needed to change my iPhone.
When I was feeling suicidal, I called the suicide hotline and they left me hanging.
What's the worst part about eating vegetables from the hospital?
The life support cord.
You're so boring that you make war veterans die quicker, and yet they're still on life support.
Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.
I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?
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I don't got free candy. It costs child support.
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.
I'll unplug your life support for my phone that's about to die.
Friend (Evan): Did you do some dumb shit?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Did you get us both in trouble?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Will I still help you because you are my best friend?
Both: FUCK YEAH!
Freshfry, my friend, please talk to me!
No one has my back like my dad.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
Don’t suicide! Please don’t, it’s horrible, and you will hurt so many people that love you.
That’s why no one will be hurt.