Support jokes
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?
I made a website to support orphans.
It just needs a home page.
My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.
Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.
My grandpa is an asshole. The fucker deserved to die. The son of a bitch was using his life support, and I needed to change my iPhone.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
When I was feeling suicidal, I called the suicide hotline and they left me hanging.
Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.
I'll unplug your life support for my phone that's about to die.
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?
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I don't got free candy. It costs child support.
I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?
Friend (Evan): Did you do some dumb shit?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Did you get us both in trouble?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Will I still help you because you are my best friend?
Both: FUCK YEAH!
Freshfry, my friend, please talk to me!
No one has my back like my dad.
Don’t suicide! Please don’t, it’s horrible, and you will hurt so many people that love you.
That’s why no one will be hurt.
Boy: Have you heard of the cool kid who just told us he had autism?
Teacher: What?
Boy: Well... never mind, he's well supported.
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders.
As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"