a suicidal boy went up too a tree and said "hi". The tree never responded; it left him hanging.
Why did the pencil want to kill himself? He had no point in life.
Why did the math book kill itself? it had too many problems.
The depressed kid walked into the counselor's office. "I'm feeling like killing myself," he said. "Oh no! Don't worry, sweetie, just hang in there!," the counselor responded.
What’s the worst thing about being suicidal? The school shooter will always spare you.
My only friend who actually cares: Stop making suicide jokes, I’m really concerned!
Me: Okay I’ll cut it out.
There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.
I've thought about suicide, but there's always been a part of me that knows I wouldn't be able to live with the decision
Said the man angered to his wife: Now stopp the dann suicide trys! Just look at the gasbill!?
When you accidentally turn in your suicide note instead of your essay to the teacher, but she still gives you an A
wait thats me
"when is the best time to commit suicide" ate a Glock in the morning
What's a suicidal persons favorite type of bath bomb? A toaster
A suicidal customer walks into a gun store...
Cashier: Is this your final purchase?
Customer: Actually, yes it is!
I've been hit by several things in my life. Sadly, never a car.
Why did Hitler commit suicide? He got the gas bill.
