Suicide jokes
I don't get people who treat you like shit and cross your boundaries, then are surprised when you have depression.
It's because of them after all. 🥰✨️
Everyone: "Wow, you're so nice and perfect! Your life must be great!"
*Reality of having depression* Me: "Oh yeah, I guess. 😀"
Depressed caller: "I'm done with everything!"
Responder: "Please hang on!"
An electrician walks into a green house. He sees a red room. He wonders why it's red because Kurt Cobain and his shotgun were sitting there.
What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said?
"Pop Goes the Weasel."
What does Kurt have in common with painters?
They paint walls.
What's bigger than Kurt Cobain's head?
What do you mean? He doesn't have one.
Q: What's the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and wind chimes?
A: Wind chimes don't make a gurgling sound when they're hung.
How do you get a trans woman to commit suicide?
Use he/him pronouns on him.
Emo grass cuts itself, while transgender laundry hangs itself.
Why do trannies suck at being soldiers? Because they have a 41% casualty rate.
Why is Hitler a better person than Jeffrey Epstein?
At least Hitler killed himself.
What do Christmas lights and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
They don’t hang themselves.
Who was most surprised by Jeffrey Epstein's suicide?
Jeffrey Epstein.
I keep hearing "Obesity kills."
My only question is "Why is it taking so long?"
Did you know Kurt had dandruff?
Found his head and shoulders behind the couch.
What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.
When you were supposed to help the depressed kid, but not "help" the depressed kid.
I wasn't gonna tell another Epstein joke but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
I have a joke about suicide, but I’ll just let it hang.