Suicide jokes
I’ve been munching away on these new Tic Tacs recently and honestly, they are really good.
It’s a little strange how they came in a bottle labeled “Ibuprofen” though, and really, I’m starting to feel a little sick. The bottle’s almost empty though, so it’s time to get some more!
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
What’s the best part about fucking suicide girls?
The pussies are limited edition.
How do you lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.
Don't commit suicide, that would make DJUNGELSKOG sad!
An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.
A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, "I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of jokes about us blondes being stupid!" Her husband broke into the bathroom and saw his wife with a rope tied on her toe. The husband said, "I thought you were hanging yourself." She said, "Yes, I am!" The husband replied, "Usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their neck, so why is yours tied on your toe?" She said, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe."
Adolf Hitler
Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.
What does the suicidal person say on New Years?
"New year, no me."
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
What do you call a gay kid that killed himself?
A byebyesexual.
Don't do suicide shit. Nearly killed me, tbh. 🙏🙏🙏🙏
Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.
*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!