Suicide jokes
Why is Hitler a better person than Jeffrey Epstein?
At least Hitler killed himself.
What do Christmas lights and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
They don’t hang themselves.
Who was most surprised by Jeffrey Epstein's suicide?
Jeffrey Epstein.
I keep hearing "Obesity kills."
My only question is "Why is it taking so long?"
Did you know Kurt had dandruff?
Found his head and shoulders behind the couch.
What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.
When you were supposed to help the depressed kid, but not "help" the depressed kid.
I wasn't gonna tell another Epstein joke but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
I have a joke about suicide, but I’ll just let it hang.
Jeffrey Epstein was a horrible person, but at least he killed Jeffrey Epstein.
What was Kurt Cobain's biggest flaw?
He had a short temper and lost his head over everything.
Kurt Cobain's last job was a blow job. He blew his head clean off.
Why is it so hard to find people defending suicide in any discussion?
Because they are really committed to their cause.
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is it murder-suicide?
What's red and spins really fast?
Kurt Cobain's ceiling fan.
How do you call a Chinese emo? Han ing. (Hanging)
Q. What's the biggest cause of infant drownings? A. Postpartum depression.
If a woman named Susan gets murdered, is it considered a Sue-icide?
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is that murder-suicide or just abortion?
I told my therapist I feel suicidal. He charged me in advance.