Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.
It's better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? Happiness never lasts forever.
If you wanna really know how to get under my skin, give me a razor and maybe we'll talk ;)
Me die
if a girl jumps off a cliff some people call it suicide and some call it girl power but i call it BULLSHIT
I sexually identify asi kilometers per second. Cuz I really wanna km/s
How did the Indian suicide bomber blow himself up?
He pressed the red button.
Do y'all know the saying "Hang in there"? Well, fuck that because I might as well be hanging myself.
My ex-boyfriend threatened to kill me because I was suicidal.
I wanted to tell him, "Well, can we get what we both want?" I was already planning on dying anyway.
I told my suicidal friends to stop posting suicidal memes. They said they will stop soon.
People Love U
dont die
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt
Some people say I like heights; others say I'm a daredevil.
In reality, I like killing myself.
This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.
me: calls suicide hotline. hotline lady: suicide hotline, how are you doing today? me: not much, just hanging.
What is my most popular side of myself-? S U I C I D E
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.
Knock knock
Who’s there
YOUR DEAD SON
My initials are K.M.C.
Which could also stand for "Kill Main Character".
Which I am planning to do in this book I’m writing.
I’m writing an autobiography.
Don't do suicide, that shit kills.
