Suicide jokes
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
I can get my grandma 50% off from her groceries by just scanning my wrist.
How do you make an emo jump?
A bridge.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.
Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
My friend tried high-fiving me; I left him hanging.
I wanna take drowning lessons, but I can't find more than one session.
Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!
I have a friend who's a suicide bomber. He's a blast at parties.
You're so ugly that you made Hitler commit suicide.
Why can’t Kurt Cobain ride in the passenger seat?
Because he doesn’t like when someone calls "shotgun!"
A man comes to a bar and has a drink. Then his bully came to him and stole his drink. Then the bully asked, "What's wrong?"
The man said that "I'm trying to kill myself. I tried getting hit by a train, but the train went on a different track. Then I tried to jump off a bridge, but I fell on a boat full of pillows. Then I tried to poison myself."
Then the bully says, "Then what?" Then the man replied, "You just drank it." Then the man left.
DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."
And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...
On the floor.
And died.
The end.
Rowan