Suicide jokes
What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.
Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
How do you make an emo jump?
A bridge.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
I wanna take drowning lessons, but I can't find more than one session.
Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!
My friend tried high-fiving me; I left him hanging.
What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said?
"Pop Goes the Weasel."
A man comes to a bar and has a drink. Then his bully came to him and stole his drink. Then the bully asked, "What's wrong?"
The man said that "I'm trying to kill myself. I tried getting hit by a train, but the train went on a different track. Then I tried to jump off a bridge, but I fell on a boat full of pillows. Then I tried to poison myself."
Then the bully says, "Then what?" Then the man replied, "You just drank it." Then the man left.
DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."
And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...
On the floor.
And died.
The end.
Rowan
85% of us are good at school, while the other 15% is good at suicide.
(Teach me your ways, 15%.)
God said the first person to kill Hitler goes to heaven.
Hitler: Kills himself.
If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
Did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree? The leaf won. The rope stopped the emo.
How do u get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope they hung themself in...
Why did Hitler kill himself? He knew the war was over at the beginning.