Suicide jokes
When the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom, and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like Indiana Jones!
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him…
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
Why did the depressed person cross the road?
To get run over.
Did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree? The leaf won. The rope stopped the emo.
Please, can someone comment on this post to explain what satisfaction you get from joking about such serious issues?
What's the last thing that went through Curt Cobain's mind?
His teeth.
How do you get my neighbor out of their tree?
You untie the rope.
What does a physicist call it when a suicidal person is high up? Potential energy.
When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.
No joke.
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge. They were wearing a Nike "JUST DO IT" shirt.
How did the Indian suicide bomber blow himself up?
He pressed the red button.
What's the one thing me and the New Year's ball have in common?
It's not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this New Year's.
My parents telling me: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
Me upset about my suicide attempt doesn't succeed.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
How do you get a trans woman to commit suicide?
Use he/him pronouns on him.
Q. What do you call a group of emos?
A. Suicide Squad.