What did the rope say to my depressed ass?
~ Hey, you wanna hang?
What's the one thing me and the New Year's ball have in common?
It's not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this New Year's.
Funny thing happened today, my dad came home from work which is weird cause he’s a suicide bomber.
What would fall out of a tree first, a depressed person or a feather?
Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind?
Why did Hitler kill himself?
His gas bill was too high.
Guy: "My life is like a game, I should end it."
Guy 2: "Is it a hard life?"
Guy: "Yup"
Guy 2: "Then you can't kill yourself LOL"
Guy 3: "Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the 'game'"
Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.
He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
We will miss ya bud..... (cyndagoooooooo)
My friend committed suicide yesterday... At least he went out with a bang.
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid.
Man: "Hang in there! I'm gonna get some help!"
Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said.
RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)
Daniel committed suicide five years ago today......
When you want suicide, just say 'Allha hu Akbar', there will be a blast definitely.
Suicide is the way to get even with the bitch called probability.
Suicide: Turning ones biology into complex organic chemistry.
What hit the ground first, the feather or the depressed kid?
The feather, the rope was stopping the kid.
It's muffi time, 'cause I wanna die, die, die.
You wanna hear a suicide joke? Nvm, it didn't make it.
If 80% of all suicides in the UK are males, and women want equality, then maybe they should just kill themselves.
Are you a rope? Because I wanna hang with you.
Why did billy kill himself with a tv remote? He wasn't even REMOTELY close to being happy.
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is dying alone.
Are you a knife? Because damn, I want you inside of me ;)
