What is a suicidal horny person's job?
A butcher.
What is a suicidal horny person's job?
A butcher.
Are you suicide? Cause I'm tryna commit to you.
Me to my friend: I only date suicidal girls.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because that pussy is limited edition.
Why did the suicidal man walk in front of the car? To get to the other side.
What do apples and depressed kids have in common?
They both hang on trees.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
What did the phone receptionist at the suicide hotline tell the callers?
Hang in there!
How do you help a suicidal person cheer up?
You tell them it's a leap of faith.