Suicide

Suicide jokes

It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.

So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.

*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"

*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*

What is the similarity between a sloth and a depressed kid?

They both hang from trees.

Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. The phrase "jump rope" means different things.

What do leaves and suicidal people have in common? Nothing, one falls from the tree and one doesn't.

When you commit suicide in your house, that's suicide, but when you commit suicide outside, you failed your parkour.

Don’t suicide! Please don’t, it’s horrible, and you will hurt so many people that love you.

That’s why no one will be hurt.