What are the wedding vows of a suicide bomber?
Til death do we park.
Suicide Jokes
Japanese people are so cool and organized, they have their own ways of suicide.
Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. The phrase "jump rope" means different things.
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
God said the first person to kill Hitler goes to heaven.
Hitler: Kills himself.
No joke.
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
What do leaves and suicidal people have in common? Nothing, one falls from the tree and one doesn't.
When you commit suicide in your house, that's suicide, but when you commit suicide outside, you failed your parkour.
Don’t suicide! Please don’t, it’s horrible, and you will hurt so many people that love you.
That’s why no one will be hurt.
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree.
Too bad he left him hanging.
Suicide
What do suicidal people and apples have in common?
They both hang from trees.
I told my psychiatrist I was going to go kill myself. He asked if I was paying for this appointment in check or cash.
I saw a tree. I looked up, and there was an apple hanging. And then I said, "Wow, that guy is lucky!"
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
What’s the difference between a child and a suicider?
One stays quiet forever...
A man went into a library to get a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian said, "No, you won't bring it back."
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn't need a rope to hang.
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.
