Strategy jokes
The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: "I killed your horse!"
The second quickly left, and when he returned he said: "We have poisoned all your cows!"
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.
What is a terrorist's first move in chess?
C4.
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."
-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."
Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
What is a Mexican's favorite move in a video game?
Wall jumping.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
War isn't about who's right. It's about who's left.
Life is like a game of chess.
I don’t know how to play chess.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.
Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.
If at first you don't succeed, cheat.