Strategy jokes

The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: "I killed your horse!"

The second quickly left, and when he returned he said: "We have poisoned all your cows!"

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.

Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.

What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.

Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.

Why are Nepalese bad at chess?

Because someone already killed their king!

Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.

War isn't about who's right. It's about who's left.

"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."

-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War

"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."

Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

Do you play COC?

Because it’s a pretty good game.

What is a Mexican's favorite move in a video game?

Wall jumping.

What is a terrorist's first move in chess?

C4.

Life is like a game of chess.

I don’t know how to play chess.

9/10/01

Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.

Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.

Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.

I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.

I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.

He plays Fortnite just to build walls.