"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."
Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."
-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: "I killed your horse!"
The second quickly left, and when he returned he said: "We have poisoned all your cows!"
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.
What is a terrorist's first move in chess?
C4.
Life is like a game of chess.
I don’t know how to play chess.
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.
I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.
he plays fortnite just to build walls
If at first you don't succeed, CHEAT.
How did the air beat me at chess? It did that thing, haha!
Why are Americans badar clash Royale
Because they have already lost 2 towers
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
“Remember switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading.” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
