Shooter game jokes

What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"

Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide

Me: Aren't they the same thing?

Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.

When you lose a game of Kahoot, so you kashoot up the school.

I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.

I shot a man with a paintball gun just to watch him dye.