Shooter game jokes

What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"

Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.

When you lose a game of Kahoot, so you kashoot up the school.

I took my girlfriend out the other day... Man, do I love being a sniper.

I shot a man with a paintball gun just to watch him dye.

Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide

Me: Aren't they the same thing?