In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers
How do blondes play real life jenga? By stacking humans.
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.
"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
The boy licked his cone and replied:
"Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!"
“If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy.”
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies spawn” - Sun Tzu
"Jesus can turn water into wine,but I can turn your mother into mine " -Sun Tzu the art of creating war
"It's not a war crime if you win the war" - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
why cant amarica play chess? threre missing two towers
Terorist: we can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers
Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
why cant british people play chess
because they lost their queen
Why is America bad at Clash Royale? Because they can't defend their towers.
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen
Why do Arabs hate chess? Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers and he took away my queen.
The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: I killed your horse... The second quickly left and when he returned he said: We have poisoned all your cows
Do you play coc?
Because it’s a pretty good game
What is a Mexicans favorite move in a video game? Wall jumping
“If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner” Sun Tzu, The Art of War
