Why can’t orphans play baseball they ant got got no home to run to Why can’t England people play chess they ant got no queen
dont treat her like a gold pump when shes treating you like a grey pistol, put down a launch pad and rotate 💯
. How is sex like a game of bridge? If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
Why are orphans so bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house looks like
Why are Americans so bad at Chess?
They're missing two towers.
2 simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you step 1. Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size) step 2 . Run through Africa with that bottle of water. Perfect now You got yourself half the population there following you
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers
How do blondes play real life jenga? By stacking humans.
“If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy.”
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies spawn” - Sun Tzu
"It's not a war crime if you win the war" - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
why cant amarica play chess? threre missing two towers
"Jesus can turn water into wine,but I can turn your mother into mine " -Sun Tzu the art of creating war
Why can’t Americans play chess They lost 2 towers
Being the first to move in chess. It’s a white privilege.
Terorist: we can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
Feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers
why cant british people play chess
because they lost their queen
Why is America bad at Clash Royale? Because they can't defend their towers.
