Strategy

Strategy jokes

Exam

I have an exam next week, so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips.

Sun

North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first.

Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first."

The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die."

Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."

Orphan

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.

Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.

Chess

Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.

Sex

How is sex like a game of bridge?

If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.

Relationship

Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.

Tower

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

They already lost 2 towers.

Chess

Why are people from New York so bad at chess?

Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).

Orphan

Why are orphans so bad at poker?

They don’t know what a full house looks like.

Tic Tac

When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac.

When an American has it go backwards, it's tactic.

Water

Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:

Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).

Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.

Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!

Chess

In British chess I guess they play without a queen...

But in American chess they play without 2 towers.