Strategy jokes
"You may not rest, there are monsters nearby."
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.
When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac.
When an American has it go backwards, it's tactic.
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Kick the chair out from under them.
"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
In pixels and polygons, a virtual realm unfolds, A battleground where warriors gather, young and old. A game of wits and strategy, a dance of skill and might, Behold the phenomenon, the world of Fortnite.
What is Fortnite, you ask, this digital sensation? A realm where dreams are forged, in endless animation. A world of endless possibilities, where heroes rise and fall, A tapestry of triumph, where victory calls.
From humble beginnings, a storm begins to brew, A hundred souls drop down, with dreams anew. An island vast and varied, a landscape to explore, From verdant meadows to urban cities, the battles roar.
With pickaxe in hand, we gather resources with haste, Wood, metal, and stone, the foundation of our base. We build and we craft, constructing our fort, A fortress of defense, where enemies are fought.
The storm looms ever closer, a force we can't deny, Pushing us closer together, as time quickly flies. We strategize and plan, our tactics ever shifting, In this ever-shrinking world, our spirits uplifting.
Weapons and loot, scattered throughout the land, We arm ourselves with firepower, take our final stand. Shotguns, rifles, explosives, and more, In this game of survival, we even the score.
But Fortnite is more than just a battle royale, A canvas for creativity, where imaginations set sail. From creative mode to party royale, a world of endless fun, With friends and strangers, united as one.
Yet amidst the chaos, let's not forget, Fortnite is but a game, a virtual vignette. For beyond the pixels and the storms that rage, Lies a world that beckons, beyond the digital stage.
So let us embrace the joy that Fortnite brings, A tapestry of moments, where victory sings. For in this realm of pixels and dreams, Fortnite shines bright, a testament it seems.
So gather your friends, embark on this quest, In the realm of Fortnite, put your skills to the test. For in the end, it's not just about the game we play, But the bonds we form, as we dance and slay.
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
Why is America so bad at playing chess?
They lost two towers.
Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?
Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance.
When I'm peeing in a toilet I don't pee directly into the water. I pee on the curved part of the bowl beside the water because I figure it splashes less, but when you're peeing that close to the edge, the sporadic tiny offshoots of pee become a greater threat.
I'm not sure if the accumulation of these offshoots is greater than the potential splashback from peeing mid-bowl. It's possible that I'm thinking about this too much, but it's also possible that I'm not thinking about this enough.
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
Why are we still fighting in darkness?
"Mission failed, soldier, we will get 'em next time."
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
How to escape your black school teacher in detention?
(Easy)
Turn off the lights!
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
How do blondes play real-life Jenga?
By stacking humans.