How did the air beat me at chess? It did that thing, haha!
Strategy Jokes
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
uno reverse >:)
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans; they knocked down 2 towers, not 3.
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
I heard P. Diddy got a job as a defensive coordinator.
He’s used to penetrating aggressively.
"No towers? :("
"No queen? :("
"You cannot win a war without a war."
-Sun Tzu, *The Art Of War*
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
If at first you can't succeed, then wait to be the last!
What do you call the worst feeling ever?
Drinking Big before Mini. :)
Hey Gwen come on let's chat! We can forget about that dumb bitch "prince" and focus on us!
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
Two towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they’ve already lost 2 towers.
Why are Americans such good chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
