Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Two towers.
Hey Gwen come on let's chat! We can forget about that dumb bitch "prince" and focus on us!
What do you call the worst feeling ever?
Drinking Big before Mini. :)
If at first you can't succeed, then wait to be the last!
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
Why aren't Americans good at clash royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers..
why are americans such good chess players?
because they lost 2 towers.
The point of war is not to die for your country, but to make the fresh recruit on the enemy's side die for his.
Tonight I'm making a fort. I'm calling it Fortnite.
How do you beat Lady Gaga at Texas hold’em?
Poker face.
Why did the impostor vent... to get to the other side?
Why were the uk and the USA bad at chess? Because the lost their queen and two towers
You know the only way to win is you have to actually planet.
Why did England beat Germany in World War Two?
Scissors beat paper.
When you are losing at Tetris, I guess the odds are STACKED against you.
Chess board White: right Black: left Yellow: invading
Where does Caesar keep his armies?
Up his sleavies.
