Strategy jokes
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.
How did the air beat me at chess? It did that thing, haha!
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
Memes
Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans; they knocked down 2 towers, not 3.
"No towers? :("
"No queen? :("
I heard P. Diddy got a job as a defensive coordinator.
He’s used to penetrating aggressively.
"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
Wordle be like (Part 2):
COMBS 💚🩶🩶🩶💚
CURES 💚💚🩶🩶💚
CULTS 💚💚🩶💚💚
"You cannot win a war without a war."
-Sun Tzu, *The Art Of War*
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
If at first you can't succeed, then wait to be the last!
Hey Gwen come on let's chat! We can forget about that dumb bitch "prince" and focus on us!
What do you call the worst feeling ever?
Drinking Big before Mini. :)